by Wilson1 February 16, 2008
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Chica Mala#1: Girl, you going to Peligrosa este noche?
Chica Mala#2: "Porsupuesto! We going to Tequila Town tonight!"
Chica Mala#2: "Porsupuesto! We going to Tequila Town tonight!"
by ChicasMalas November 22, 2014
Get the tequila town mug.So-called "internet celebrity" who's famous for having a very frequently visited MySpace profile, and has a face comparable to a pumpkin.
by Another Helen C December 3, 2006
Get the Tila Tequila mug.A talentless dumb midget with fake tits and a giant fucking head whose 15 minutes of MySpace fame expired in 2006. She'll be stripping in Vegas by '08...
Yo, MTV gave that orange dwarf with the fetal alcohol syndrome eyes her own show?
Who?
Tila Tequila, yo!
What the fuck?? Wait, wasn't that dumb hooker "famous" for about 12 seconds last year just for having a bunch of douche bags friends on MySpace?
Something like that bro...I guess MTV ran out of souless rich blond bitches to film.
Word.
Who?
Tila Tequila, yo!
What the fuck?? Wait, wasn't that dumb hooker "famous" for about 12 seconds last year just for having a bunch of douche bags friends on MySpace?
Something like that bro...I guess MTV ran out of souless rich blond bitches to film.
Word.
by Jay D. October 28, 2007
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by CookingDevice January 5, 2008
Get the Tila Tequila mug.With an uncircumcised penis, you have anal sex with a nasty street whore. After you pull out there is shit and corn in the fore skin
After drilling that bitch in the ass, I pulled out and had shit and corn in my turtleneck, it looked like a beef taquito.
by souperpig December 23, 2008
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