Has anybody ever told you that you look like Beyoncé?

A hot ass vine that is probably the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen. It gets me shook to the bone.

Guy: Hey, has anybody ever told you that you look like Beyoncé?
Shalissa: Nah, they usually tell me I look like Shalissa.
Guy: Who the fuck is that?
Shalissa: Me nig**.
#ripvine #gucci #vinesfordays #shalissa

by Adam V. April 13, 2018

Who told you you could eat my cookies?

Another popular pharse by none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. This is very often used in prank calls and can be heard in various soundboards.

Cookies?
Who told you you could eat MY cookies???!!

by Kyle Strangle May 8, 2006

told off

When someone gets angry or cross and shouts and punishes you.

Mum: How dare you!!! Get up to your room NOW!
Kid: *crying* yes Mum.
Mum: Go Mum, you told off him like a pro!

by Somerandomguy October 25, 2018

a little bird told (or whispered to)

To have learned something from a mysterious, unknown, or secret source.

a little bird told (or whispered to) me it was your birthday

by Alex Gabrielle November 6, 2011

Jacob told me to say it

A phrase that can be used to defer blame for telling a joke that is lame and/or unfunny. The blame is then shifted upon Jacob. The call must be said within 5 seconds much like the 3 second rule.

"Dude, that joke sucked!"
"Yeah, Jacob told me to say it."

by nigerius September 17, 2006

As Told By Ginger

One of the better Nickelodeon shows. It focuses on the life of Ginger Foutley and her friends as she records them in her diary. The animation and dialogue was entertaining and funny, so Nick doesn't show it anymore. Some of the reasons it was successful and lasted more than a season was its in-depth character development and lack of stupidity like the current TEENick shows made by that idiot Dan Schneider (aka The Main Reason Nick Is Ruined).

Person: Hey, look! As Told By Ginger is going to be on this Monday!

Friend: When? 6:00 AM?

Person: Um... yeah, actually.

by iloveyouall! October 18, 2008

'twould

The correct spelling of the contraction of the words "it" and "would".

Some people make the mistake of placing the apostrophe in between the "T" and the "W". Those who make such mistakes are clearly imbeciles.

Imbecile: "LOLOLOL!!1!1 i no how 2 spell!! t'would t'would t'would!!11!"
Intelligent person: " 'Twould be nice if you were to jump in front of a train and die."

by Q_Man May 4, 2006