two tone post malone

A Neapolitan penis. Consisting of a dark lower shaft and a lighter shaft from the middle of the shaft to the tip.
"Man danny mountain has a giant two tone post malone"
by Picax8398 July 28, 2017
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two tone joe

The act of fisting a female whilst on her period. The act includes that the fister has a handful of coffee grounds while performing the bloody fisting act, hence the two tones (red and brown) and joe, meaning the coffee like substance created from the warmth in the fistee's vagina.
The only way to see a two tone joe is on the internet,
by Skip Toumailloux March 24, 2011
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two-tone bracelet

If you take/are given someone two striped bracelets of their two favorite colors you are in a relationship or being asked out by them.
"Oh, Danel gave you his red and blue bracelet? Do you know that's his two-tone bracelet right?"
"no? what's that mean?"
"Danel is trying to ask you out!"
by rainy_boots October 1, 2022
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Two Tone Tom

Someone with a really bad farmer’s tan.
“Jesus Billy, you lookin like a Two Tone Tom right now. Go to the beach and even that tan out!”
by coopertone July 16, 2022
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Two Toned

a different match for people of color when it comes to makeup finding the perfect shade.
"my foundation shade is real two toned"
by fendiii September 25, 2025
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Two tone

While being intimate with your partner, first please her or him with licking their anus post these actions utilize a strap on with a different skins tone then yours while doing anal intercourse then ejaculate into it pour it back in their anus and eat it back out.
I just tried the two tone last night it was delightful and gave my wife an intense orgasm.
by 2Tone September 3, 2025
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