twister

someone who twistes a situation.... basically a real bitch. they take something someone has said then twist it to what they want to make it sound worse nd basically cause arguments ALL the time. bitch

claire- i just dont really like hannah tht much shes ok i just prefer not being around her.
emily- aw dnt worry i feel the same
claire- dont tell
emily- dont worry i wont
emily(to sarah)- claire hates hannahs guts and thinks shes a TOTAL bitch lol!!! she want her to crawl into a little corner and slit herself coz she hates her sooo much!
(claire finds out wen hannah finds out)
hannah- omg u bitch i thort u liked me!!!!
claire- wat?
hannah- u want me to kill myself coz u hate my guts!
claire- i NEVA sed that
hannah- apparently u did!
claire- wel sum1 has been a twister coz i neva sed tht!!!!

by 99*-* December 7, 2006

twister

One who disrupts with the miniscule brain activity of a chav by asking them a simple question, usually entailing basic arithmetic or anything taught outside of kindergarten. Or, indeed, their date of birth or the identity of their biological father.

"That teacher's a twister innit"

by TC Raymond May 25, 2005

twister

A slang that means someone who is a master in contortions and twists. It also denotes a person who says "what a twist!" constantly and uncontrollably.

David: Kevin how was your mother last night?
Kevin: She was good.
David: Good. I made sure she had a great time in bed.
Kevin: YOU DAMN TWISTER!!!
David: what a twist!

by Greenbananaberry October 21, 2009

twister

an L-joint of marijuana

no, do not roll a tulip, roll us a twister

by Pure mental bam May 2, 2006

twister

A tasty and satisfying bottled fruit drink
by Tropicana

Tropical Fruit Fury.

by GratuitousFlatulence January 21, 2005

twister

A white person. derrived from the slave era, where when black people were lynched, a white person would twist the rope around the victim's neck.

Did you see that twister drive by in his pickup truck with the confederate flag on it?

by --Erik K July 29, 2008

twister

a girl who loves a boy but wont have sex with him

dude 1 "That girl's got me messed up."

dude 2 "Yeah. She's got me the same way. She's a twister."

by noby2know December 16, 2009