Tuscan Breeze

When olive oil is rubbed on your balls and a chick blows on them, creating the breeze.

Man, that chick gave me a tuscan breeze right before I nutted in her eye.

by fucunc November 10, 2008

Tuscan Pot Roast

When doing anal, you cum as deep as you can inside the girls ass and then she diarrheas in out into the toilet and you both look into the toilet with aw.

"Hey baby I'm so horny please fuck me" "How about I give you a good old fashioned Tuscan Pot Roast instead ;)" "Yes please omg I'm so wet just thinking about it"

by The tight booty hole June 28, 2016

Tuscan Raider

During intercourse from behind, the man takes a baseball bat or similar device and knocks the receiver unconscious just prior to his climax. As the man climaxes he holds the baseball bat or similar tool above his head with both hands and makes a war-cry replicating the scene from Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope when the Tuscan Raider attacks Luke when he is searching for RD-D2 with C3PO.

See also: Tuscan Raided, Donkey Punch

"So did you have fun last night?" "Yeah, I gave my girlfriend a Tuscan Raider!" "Nice!"

by JDAPS March 7, 2009

tuscan chancer

A person that is obviously chancing it, but is them self unaware, or a chancer from tuscany..

"Those windows aren't tinted you absolute Tuscan Chancer!"

by soda dreamer October 5, 2007

Tuscan Raided

To receive a Tuscan Raider. Often results in a black eye.

See also: Tuscan Raider, Donkey Punch

"OMG where did you get that black eye?" "I got Tuscan Raided"

by JDAPS March 7, 2009

Tuscan Whip

When satiating ones self and right at the time of climax. Let loose your human love juice into a sock, then put the sock into the freezer. Wait a few hours then right before your roommate somes home you put the sock in the microwave for about a minute or enough time to make it a hot sticky mess inside the sock. As soon as your roommate opens the door whip the sock right into their face.

So for my friends surprise, party right when he came in the door i generously gave him the Tuscan Whip.

by Satiate you February 20, 2011

Tuscan Twister

While urinating in a public restroom you grab the guy next to you's whatisit and twist followed by aiming it up so that he releases all over himself.

Dude, John gave that guy the Tuscan Twister. HAHAHA Look at all the pee on him!!

by Demitri Lethal November 26, 2013