Turducken

Placing the penis into the vagina while simultaneously placing testicles into the anus.

Everyone can enjoy a turducken but not for long.

by Stillfat September 15, 2021

Turducken

The act of which three furries get together to vore one another in a sequence, where one furry vores another, then gets vored by the last furry, completing the movements.

Tim: hey bill ima do the turducken with milo tomorrow wanna join in to make it complete

Bill: eh sure my schedule is cleared as long as I'm the first it should be fine

by Damain November 23, 2024

Turducken

To recieve sexual acts in all 3 holes, while tied up.

"John turduckened me last night"

by Definitelyarealperson September 15, 2025

Turducken Slap

(verb) When a man, who has a man inside him, who has a man inside HIM turkey slaps another human being, male or female, in the face with his penis, erect or flaccid, it makes no difference, there's little room for discrimination when performing a turducken slap.

Holy shit. I was passed out on the couch and I was turducken slapped. What a way to wake up!

by Danger500 May 17, 2011

Turducken of crazy

when someone is so crazy that they have crazy stuffed in crazy wrapped in more crazy

She is the turducken of crazy

by Pig granny February 3, 2015

Turducken Flu

The latest strain of influenza, with a little Swine Flu, Avian Flu, and Human Flu all thrown in ... you get a piece of everything ... just like turducken (the holiday melange of a chick stuffed in a duck, which is then stuffed in a turkey). Sliced just right, you get a piece of everything.

"I thought it was the regular flu, but my hair hurts. I think it's the Turducken Flu."

by Robik April 26, 2009

Turducken butterslide

When someone take a mammoth shit from a 3 day constipation spell and it sticks the the floor of the toilet bowl and proceeds to topple like Jenga into the genitals of the producer. It will leave a butter smear on the meats.

Today is had 6 laxatives to cure my chronic constipation and I blasted out my longest log ever. Didn't realize until later that I had a crusty turducken butterslide smear on my tightly whities. It took 4 wash cycles before I eventually threw them away.

by Cunt bean blister November 29, 2024