A humourous name for a homosexual man...The name suggests that whilst he's pounding his man-pillows, he's actually in there stealing the Cosby kids.
Other funny words to use are:
AssPirate
ButtBandit
MudZilla
Pillow-Biter
Back-door delivery
soap-dropper
Other funny words to use are:
AssPirate
ButtBandit
MudZilla
Pillow-Biter
Back-door delivery
soap-dropper
"Hey Seth, how come those bites are on the back of your neck?"
Seth: "Errrrrr...My.....girlfriend....er"
"SETH! don't bullshit me you fat faggot odd looking bastard......you are a Turd Burglar, and i've known it for years"
Seth: "Please don't tell my dad"
"You make me sick, you think he doesn't know you like to drive the wrong way on Hershey Highway???"
Seth: "I wish I was dead"
"Everyone does you sick fuck"
Seth: "Errrrrr...My.....girlfriend....er"
"SETH! don't bullshit me you fat faggot odd looking bastard......you are a Turd Burglar, and i've known it for years"
Seth: "Please don't tell my dad"
"You make me sick, you think he doesn't know you like to drive the wrong way on Hershey Highway???"
Seth: "I wish I was dead"
"Everyone does you sick fuck"
by f!$h!e February 4, 2010
Get the Turd Burglarmug. This is any and all actions taken by Steve S. when he gets bored. He burgles turds. Green ones, red ones, purple ones. When he is around, no turd goes un-burgled.
by Bob Schway May 23, 2006
Get the Turd Burglarmug. A sneaky impish person who lives off of stolen feces. Their relentless pursuit of fecal matter deprives them of any real human contact, as such they are detested by all civilized society.
by Dicktionarian June 3, 2010
Get the Turd Burglarmug. Noun. A racist term used for describing any dark skinned individual, though they mostly tend to be black or somalian.
by Will P. W. November 26, 2006
Get the Turd Burglarmug. The act of sneaking up on a drunk passed out girl at a party and having anal sex with her. The next morning she will wake up and realize her ass cherry has been stolen
by carolina hitman November 7, 2010
Get the Turd Burglarmug. It's been a couple of years since we've had the septic tank pumped out, so we made a phone call, and out came the Turd Burglar to deal with all of my shit.
by Smilesandspace June 18, 2015
Get the Turd Burglarmug. aka Modern "Playa's"
A Turd Burglar is the type of person that seems like they are always on the scam. The type of person just waiting for someone NOT to be paying attention so as to gain possession and/or credit for something that isn't theirs.
Turd Burglars are the type that lay claim to someone else's creative work for the purpose of claiming the credit to it's success.
You will never find a Turd Burglar around an idea that is failed. They are also the first to bail on something when it isn't looking like it might be a success.
Turd Burglars look for opportunity of that quick gain.
At anyones expense except theirs. Turd Burglars do NOT invest in anything. They "Burgle Turds."
A Turd Burglar is the type of person that seems like they are always on the scam. The type of person just waiting for someone NOT to be paying attention so as to gain possession and/or credit for something that isn't theirs.
Turd Burglars are the type that lay claim to someone else's creative work for the purpose of claiming the credit to it's success.
You will never find a Turd Burglar around an idea that is failed. They are also the first to bail on something when it isn't looking like it might be a success.
Turd Burglars look for opportunity of that quick gain.
At anyones expense except theirs. Turd Burglars do NOT invest in anything. They "Burgle Turds."
by David A. Archer October 9, 2005
Get the Turd Burglarmug.