Carpal Tunnel Vision

An affliction that prevents all I.T. personnel and most desk jockeys from even looking at a computer monitor after work hours.

"Hey, I would love to come over and help you configure your home network tonight but I have Carpal Tunnel Vision and need to rest the orbs for tomorrows demands, sorry."

by myykuul January 7, 2010

black tunnel vision

When black people only agree with things because the person who did it or said it was black.

Black tunnel vision got Obama elected

by KA_knight2010 October 16, 2013

dick tunnel vision

When an individual is so focused on getting laid and getting some dick that night, that they are relentless in their efforts to achieve that goal.

Christine had some crazy dick tunnel vision last night, she left her friends at the bar for that guy.

by murse93 October 4, 2015

drunk tunnel vision

When you are so drunk and high that your vision is limited as if you are looking out of binoculars.

I was so drunk and high that I had drunk tunnel vision and ended up blacking out.

by cheztay January 7, 2018

dirty tunnel vision

having rough sweaty sex in a tunnel.
Sex Acts preformed: dirty sanches

did you see nich and scapenis having dirty tunnel vision last night?

by Corybouttabag September 30, 2020

dirty tunnel vision

Having rough, sweaty, sex in a tunnel while doing the dirt sanchez.

Did you see Nich and Scapenis doing dirty tunnel vision last night?

by Corybouttabag September 30, 2020

Management Tunnel Vision

When someone of a higher power/management decides to act on impulse regardless of how anyone else feels or has concerns about, in other words they dont give a flying fuck and only care bout their status.

I hate when my managers dont listen to what i have to say, its like they have management tunnel vision.

by LordLamborghini September 16, 2021