Asian Tune Up

When one adds Jasmine rice to a non Asian meal thus creating a combination of the two cultures.

I felt that three sausages wasn't enough so I gave an Asian Tune Up.

by SquampaPJ October 15, 2010

Tonka Tune Up

This expression is commonly used when someone is out of line or acting incredibly stupid

Jack: Geeze, Bryan, you're so friggin' stupid and retarded.
Bryan: I think someone needs a tonka tune up.

by Alto December 27, 2004

Chinese Tune Up

On older vehicles with carburetors, it was the act of "rev-ing" the engine and jamming your palm over the inlets of the carburetor, thus freeing up any debris from the vacuum it creates.

Before taking it to the mechanic, Bill gave the engine in his car a Chinese Tune up to see if it would remedy the problem.

by toronto_nick December 21, 2010

Colorado Tune up

The act of fixing a car by basically pointing it in a direction and driving it as far as possible in one sitting. This is meant to stretch the legs of the car, and honestly if something is going to break it's going to be during a 500 mile road trip.

My check engine light came on so I decided to give it a Colorado Tune up and drove it 500 miles straight and it went off.

My car was in a bad way so I gave it a Colorado tune up and ended up stranded on the side on I-70.

by Thing21 August 14, 2012

Geriatric Tune-up

Wiping someone's ass while performing a blow job.

Bob is so fucking old that when I'm blowing him, I have to wipe his ass too. And vice-versa. I have to give Bob his 2K mile Geriatric Tune-up tonight.

by Chanabellewilde April 29, 2015

youngstown tuneup

Car bomb rigged to explode when the ignition switch is turned to crank. Used to eliminate enemies.

Charlie just got a Youngstown tuneup.

by DrewH September 28, 2006

Youngstown Tuneup

A car bomb set to ignite when you turn on the ignition. So named because a car bomb seems to go off every day in Youngstown, Ohio.

The way he treated the mechanic, he should look out for a Youngstown Tuneup

by Some Piranha December 6, 2006