tuna can sam

A person with a penis that is wider than it is long

I hear Johnny is a tuna can sam!

by b-dog123 November 3, 2009

Tuna can test

when a man inserts his penis into a tuna can and if his shaft touch the side and not the bottom then the man has a chode.

Man Sudhakar, you got a big dick. You should take the tuna can test homie.

by dolphin_mother April 17, 2017

thick like a tuna can

Description applied to a penis when it is wider than it is long (often used where it is implied that girth trumps length in ability to please a woman).

I may not have the longest dick in the world, but I'm thick like a tuna can.

by Plebescite September 3, 2003

zacky poo poo tuna can

tuna can--the size penis zacky poo poo wishes he had and zacky poo poo the name we gave him because we love him

Zacky poo poo tuna can keeps tryin to flash his tuna can but no one ever remembers there microscope :) love you zacky poo poo

by luciouslalah September 24, 2010

Tuna can

Someone who just got released from a job or duty. Typically, because they were unfit for the role or lazy.

Harmer was tuna canned from sales. His new nickname, ergo “tuna can”.

by User 2000 January 12, 2021

tuna canned

When a person chugs a pringle can to the face

He tried to get tuna canned in the mens bathroom

by Klegraefe February 28, 2015