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Tummy sticks tourney

When two working males, often electricians, would strip nude in a secure location. The would then proced to joust or sword fight with their erect penises, drawing closer and closer until both are simply grinding against each other until they both ejaculate. In the end, the only one who loses however, are the ones that hired them.
Mike: "Hey, I bet Josh and Dave are just messing around while we work."

Jim: "You know them, the love to have a tummy sticks tourney."
by Grimwolf May 12, 2016
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An old Thai pastime involving at least four participants, two of whom must be male, a few spare chromosomes, and at least two viagra.

First the two males in question must buttfuck the other two participants for an equal, aforementioned period of time, without climaxing. Then, they must pull their shitdicks out and stand helmet to helmet, hands behind their backs, and swordfish the using only their hips, creating a meatsaber duel not unlike Luke vs Vader in Return of the Jedi. Neither can move their feet, or use any part of their body but their Dicks. First to quit, fall to a knee in pain, or breaks formation, loses, and must blow the victor.
If you have never witnesses a game of Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks, no example will do it justice...
by Mjolnir12982 October 19, 2016
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Solo Tummy Sticks

The act of playing tummy sticks with yourself.

First : stand naked against a mirror so you penis rests against your stomach. Seeing someone in the mirror makes it seem like your are playing with a partner.

Second : sob quietly
Mom - "Why is my mirror always smudged, John?"

John - "Just playing Solo Tummy Sticks mom, its cool.."

Mom - "Have you been crying......?"
by Senior Vulture July 19, 2010
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Tahitian Tummy Sticks

A game played by two or more males, where they stand close enough together to engage their penises in a sort of "sword fight". The object of the game is to be the first to ejaculate, as the last person to ejaculate has to clean the "splash area" with their tongue. A sort of Tahitian treat...
"Hey guys, in lieu of a stripper, what say we spice up this party with a rousing game of Tahitian Tummy Sticks?"

"What the fuck is wrong with you, no way dude", "how about you just kneel in the middle of the room and we'll treat you like a glazed donut, bitch"!?!
by Jello Shotz December 17, 2016
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Tummy Stick

Male's penis.
Nic put his tummy stick in Jamielee.
by Mr. Tee Hursday May 28, 2009
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Tummy Stick

Do you want to play with my tummy stick?
by BeavisBungholio December 3, 2018
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tummysticks

Two guys lie down facing each other, and both simultaneously grind their penis against the belly of the other person. The first person to come loses.
Brian wanted to play tummysticks with John, even though he knew he would probably lose.
by tummysticker December 8, 2006
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