Most truckers actually drive around with an intense, priapic erection in their pants a good portion of their day. This is called trucker's wood and is probably the result of prolonged physical exertion (of operating the truck) vehicle vibrations and possibly an above-normal virility associated with truckers.
Truck operators generally don't speak of this to strangers, but on the road they all know that everyone on that special low-frequency radio is driving around the country with a freakish hard-on.
Truck operators generally don't speak of this to strangers, but on the road they all know that everyone on that special low-frequency radio is driving around the country with a freakish hard-on.
Billy was at the gas station, trying to coax away his trucker's wood with his hands before he got out of the vehicle. It wasn't helping any....
by Trollstoy May 21, 2013
Get the Trucker's wood mug.Trucker's (trucker's) tan is far more commonly used than "trucker's arm". It's used when recognizing that a person's left arm (driver's side arm) is tanner/redder than his right arm.
It's used in the same way a person would be said to have a "farmer's tan" if both his forearms were tan/red up to the point where his (short) shirt-sleeves end on the upper part of the arms.
It's used in the same way a person would be said to have a "farmer's tan" if both his forearms were tan/red up to the point where his (short) shirt-sleeves end on the upper part of the arms.
With the ubiquity of air conditioning in cars today, "trucker's tans" are seen much less frequently. But if noticing a person's left arm is red/tan (but not the right), say, "Hey Joe, you been driving a truck? You got a 'trucker's tan', my friend!"
In the same way, upon noticing the whiteness of a friend's upper arms in contrast to their forearms, you might say, "Hey Joe! You been out farming today? You got a 'farmer's tan', my friend!"
In the same way, upon noticing the whiteness of a friend's upper arms in contrast to their forearms, you might say, "Hey Joe! You been out farming today? You got a 'farmer's tan', my friend!"
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when one forearm is more tanned than the other. this phenomenon is due to one side of your body being closer to a car window than the other. the condition gets more noticeable after long drives, hence it is named after truckers. if you're driving in America your left forearm gets tanned. if you're driving in the UK your right forearm gets tanned. if you're driving in Asia you're probably fucked anyway so it really doesn't matter
by homebrewer April 25, 2014
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Used to denote the quantity of an item, generally used when there are more than 13. Most often applied as hyperbole when the exact quantity is vague but appears to be grossly out of proportion with the expected amount.
Used to denote the quantity of an item, generally used when there are more than 13. Most often applied as hyperbole when the exact quantity is vague but appears to be grossly out of proportion with the expected amount.
Today at Cinnabon they refused to sell me only a few Minibons; I had to buy a trucker's dozen instead
by voidsplat December 13, 2009
Get the trucker's dozen mug.A condition wherein one cannot hold "it" for any length of time and has to constantly urinate. This condition has been known to develop among truckers who after holding it for extended periods eventually lose the ability to hold it at all.
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Get the tucker schmidt mug.A guy who calls many things cringe yet watches hentai on daily basis in his mother's basement. He is very racist and no one likes him. Watches furry hentai too even though he swears he hates furries.
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