Truffuckle

A person who looks like the Fucking truffle from terraria.

Boi if you dont shut yo truffuckle headass up.

by Moeqx September 22, 2020

My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry

My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did creampie that girl. I impregnated her fetus with my sperm, and I am sorry.

Quagmire: My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry.
Meg: What does that mean?
Peter: Shut up, Meg.
Stewie: Brian, what DOES this mean?
Brian: It means Quagmire was having sex with a pregnant woman and she made him come so hard he accidentally impregnated her fetus.
Lois: Uh, that's terrible!
Chris: That's not as bad as what the evil monkey does to me at night.

by iamawaitingdeath March 9, 2023

Truthful

When your being a pussy and telling people the what really happened because your a stupid goodie two-shoe

Jessica is a stupid cunt
Truthful

by iTommyboy May 26, 2012

Touchfuck

Used to display anger at or because of someone who like to play with themselves to much...OR anyone in general.

You stupid touchfuck!

That touchfuck...

What a touchfuck.

1. "Whats buggin you?"
"Josh was trying to blame me for shit that he was supposed to do and never did..."
"What a touchfuck."

by Hackist October 11, 2008

trashfuck

A whore only deserving of being fucked behind a dumpster or at an actual dump. Typically, they are usually white trash, fat, or hideous yet think they're god's gift to man when in reality, they're god's gift to black men.

"Hey Jamal, you see that snow bunny at your 9 o'clock?" -Hector

"Mmmm, yea....(licking lips)" -Jamal

"I'd trashfuck her" -Hector

"Wisdom, son." -Jamal

by intellx November 10, 2010

tuhfucked

To fail for no reason at all.

Man, that guy got tuhfucked on that last assignment

by Gorflanx October 1, 2013

Trashfucker

Staying up studying until abnormally late hours (at least until 6 AM) until you hear an obnoxious black custodian, who randomly laughs super loudly at 6 AM outside your window and annoys the living fuck out of you when you are already sleep deprived. Typically occurs before midterms or finals, or in the case of an Engineering major, twice a week. Variations may also be observed such as the super trash fucker in which you do not sleep until 11 or 12 and are able to get lunch before you sleep.

Dude I'm so tired right now, I've pulled two straight trashfuckers for this stupid midterm.

by tamiltiger1 February 26, 2011