Devout Donald Trump supporters who believe Trump can do no wrong and try (unsuccessfully) to justify each of Trump's new policies and laws online.
Their activity makes whatever comment or post they are on look very 'loud' thus the name Trumpet.
(Commonly rednecks and military personell from USA)
Their activity makes whatever comment or post they are on look very 'loud' thus the name Trumpet.
(Commonly rednecks and military personell from USA)
by Cambridge - UD June 17, 2017
The strangest, most clamourous, most obnoxious of all instruments. They are even more annoying than the Flute. trumpets are annoying and usually played by the most defiant person in the band. Hell, trumpets are so irritating, they don't deserve to have their name capitalize, not even at the begining of a scentence. trumpets should mellow out like they're cousins, Cornets. They are much more beautiful in every way compared to the trumpet. By the way, this is coming from an Alto Saxophonist, not a Cornet player. Unfortunately, they usually get all the solos because they're the loudest. A Saxophone, Clarinet, Oboe, French Horn, or Trombone would sound much better in a solo, instead. Since trumpet players are the main people looking this up, I'll probaly have many disagree with me.
by CryingRook May 13, 2006
by Artaxoxo January 29, 2016
When you attempt a fart, but explode instead, splashing yourself with toilet water.
Trumpet victims self-identify online by the trumpet emoji 🎺
Trumpet victims self-identify online by the trumpet emoji 🎺
by OtherJesus June 02, 2016
A polite way of saying 'cunt', from the Mr Tourette cartoon referring to the Salvation Army as 'Trumpet Cunt'
by Special Yellow December 30, 2011
One of the higher brass instruments, played by arrogant, and often assholish, persons. They do not think that they can do any wrong, and will never own up to scooping up to the pitch (although, ironically, they do it the most.) Is well known as 'the best instrument around', because trumpeteers are likely to spread that false fact around. It has a strange whiny sound, like that of a trombone, but without the low pitch to make it sound good. It doesn't sound bad when played right, but only sounds good in a group with other instruments.
by person13434534 April 12, 2009
by thehamisdone February 10, 2015