a trump supporter who constantly calls people snowflakes. Mostly likely a middle aged white man with no other hobbies except being a conservative. Or a young teen boy influenced by his parents belief and is socially awkward through puberty. Someone who is stupid and has trump 2020 for their pfp and conservatibe 12 for their name on tiktok.
"Attention, the trumpets have found this video exposing Trump! Im sorry, there's nothing I can do except say dump trump!
by VDawgknowsherwords August 19, 2020
Get the Trumpetmug. The strangest, most clamourous, most obnoxious of all instruments. They are even more annoying than the Flute. trumpets are annoying and usually played by the most defiant person in the band. Hell, trumpets are so irritating, they don't deserve to have their name capitalize, not even at the begining of a scentence. trumpets should mellow out like they're cousins, Cornets. They are much more beautiful in every way compared to the trumpet. By the way, this is coming from an Alto Saxophonist, not a Cornet player. Unfortunately, they usually get all the solos because they're the loudest. A Saxophone, Clarinet, Oboe, French Horn, or Trombone would sound much better in a solo, instead. Since trumpet players are the main people looking this up, I'll probaly have many disagree with me.
by CryingRook May 20, 2006
Get the Trumpetmug. by Artaxoxo October 13, 2016
Get the Trumpetmug. When you attempt a fart, but explode instead, splashing yourself with toilet water.
Trumpet victims self-identify online by the trumpet emoji 🎺
Trumpet victims self-identify online by the trumpet emoji 🎺
by OtherJesus June 2, 2016
Get the Trumpetmug. A polite way of saying 'cunt', from the Mr Tourette cartoon referring to the Salvation Army as 'Trumpet Cunt'
by Special Yellow January 1, 2012
Get the Trumpetmug. One of the higher brass instruments, played by arrogant, and often assholish, persons. They do not think that they can do any wrong, and will never own up to scooping up to the pitch (although, ironically, they do it the most.) Is well known as 'the best instrument around', because trumpeteers are likely to spread that false fact around. It has a strange whiny sound, like that of a trombone, but without the low pitch to make it sound good. It doesn't sound bad when played right, but only sounds good in a group with other instruments.
by person13434534 April 11, 2009
Get the Trumpetmug. A trumpet is the coolest.
by thehamisdone February 10, 2015
Get the Trumpetmug.