Trumpet 

Trumpet

Trumpet

Trumpet by MichaelJacksonsHehe November 10, 2020

trumpet 

A term used to refer to supporters of the 45th president of the United States of America. Also see trumpster.

Trumpets are not necessarily racist, but they have been, at best, indifferent to racism and white-supremacy.
Donald Trump continues to demand his Trumpets support repealing Obamacare.

trumpet by Zarqawiyya August 3, 2017

Trumpet 

1.Gods girt to the marching band.

2.The awesomest hunk of metal you will ever blow into.

John: I like your trumpet.

Bill: Yeah trombones pretty much suck.

Trumpet by Trmp buddy. October 18, 2008

Trumpet 

God's gift to marching band.

Syn: Perfection

Bos trump 1. "WOW!!! The Spirit of Saginaws trumpets are amazing"

Bos trump 2. "I know if only we were a tenth as good as them maybe they wouldn't only hear the clarinets"

Trumpet by $UP3RFL3TCH October 24, 2010

trumpet 

The most amazing, awesome, beautiful, bad-ass, breathtaking instrument ever to be obtained by us from the Gods themselves.
Those who possess the ability to produce a beastly sound from this sacred metal instrument shalt be forever known as demi-gods, and shall be worshiped by all others who do not possess such abilities. (especially string players)

Trumpet Player: 'I play the trumpet'.
String Player: 'omg i'm not worthy!' *bows*

trumpet by A DEMI GOD December 14, 2012

Trumpet 

The best instrument of all time. Beats the clarinet by a mile. Clarinets are really stupid. They are the worst instrument. Maybe besides flutes. And flutes? Really? They're just really dopey. Have you noticed that NO ONE plays the flute? Saxophones are cool but overused. Epic Sax Guy? You know him? Yeah, no. And trombones are probably the second best. But none y'all can beat trumpet because it's all dope. You play the loudest, get more solos, and are used in lots of pictures of Jesus and God. They are holy instruments. That's why they're awesome! If you don't agree, you're probably a clarinet.

Man, I wish I was a Trumpet. They're SO cool.

Trumpet by Fresh_Towels98 November 28, 2017

Trumpet 

An instrument played by egocentric douchebags who think they're better than everyone else. Usually, they wear Polo, coral colored shorts, and Sperrys. If you don't play trumpet, they will hate you forever. They talk crap about people they don't even know. They also drive Mercedes, wear Raybans, and have retarded Afros. They tend to be rather rotund.

Random person: "Hi."
Trumpet player: "I'M BETTER THAN YOU!"

Trumpet by tromBONER69 September 24, 2011