A rural uneducated and unsophisticated Trump supporter from the countryside.
Trumpkin is a portmanteau, Trump+Bumpkin=Trumpkin
Trumpkin is a portmanteau, Trump+Bumpkin=Trumpkin
by pablo64 December 7, 2018
Get the Trumpkin mug.When you are giving a blow job to a trump look alike or trump himself, in a port-a-potty while he is taking a shit.
Dan: honey should I wear my trump get up tonight?
Susie: what for?
Dan: well since it's our anniversary I thought maybe you could finally give your dear husband a trumpkin blumpkin!
Susie: damnit Dan I told you I would blow you while dressed as trump, but I'm drawing the line at Port a potty and you taking a shit... You just ate a bean burrito for gods sake.
Dan: it's all I want for our anniversary though darling
Susie: and all I want is a new husband.
Susie: what for?
Dan: well since it's our anniversary I thought maybe you could finally give your dear husband a trumpkin blumpkin!
Susie: damnit Dan I told you I would blow you while dressed as trump, but I'm drawing the line at Port a potty and you taking a shit... You just ate a bean burrito for gods sake.
Dan: it's all I want for our anniversary though darling
Susie: and all I want is a new husband.
by RayRay H. September 22, 2021
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Yo did you see that bitch on the Apprentice? The only reason she got that far was because she was giving Donald Trumpkins every night
by Edwin Gaffney February 2, 2006
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Get the trumpkin mug.To receive a blumpkin (The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump) whilst wearing a blonde wig. It is important to note that one must also deny that the said act ever occurred, and call it "fake news".
J.J: "Hey Rob, I heard Chyna gave you a trumpkin the other day, did you buy your blonde wig on amazon?"
Rob: "What are you talking about? That never even happened dude! That shit is fake news"
J.J: "Well i got my blonde wig a couple weeks ago on amazon during a flash sale"
Rob: "WTF BRO! I thought you were my friend, I saw a picture on Chynas phone of you on the toilet wearing a blonde wig.....she took a belfie (blowjob selfie)!!!!"
J.J: "Nah nah son, that shit didn't happen, fake news must have photoshopped a photo and planted it on her phone!"
Rob: "What are you talking about? That never even happened dude! That shit is fake news"
J.J: "Well i got my blonde wig a couple weeks ago on amazon during a flash sale"
Rob: "WTF BRO! I thought you were my friend, I saw a picture on Chynas phone of you on the toilet wearing a blonde wig.....she took a belfie (blowjob selfie)!!!!"
J.J: "Nah nah son, that shit didn't happen, fake news must have photoshopped a photo and planted it on her phone!"
by d$-&-Saladd July 11, 2017
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