Stoke-on-Trent 

City in central England that is home to the most violent and hardened football fans in the country. Everyone that comes to Stoke should cower in fear. Officially the worst city in England and in the worst county Staffordshire. Anyone who doesn't like the place can fuck off back up their arseholes where they crawled out of and give up on being a stuck up cunt. Oh Stoke-On-Trent, is wonderful, Oh Stoke-On-Trent is WONDERFUL.
P.S. And its home to the Staffordshire Oatcake!!!! The most delightful snack available!!!!

'Ay up Duck'

'Fancy an Oatcake?'

'Aye Duck'

Stoke-on-Trent by Up The Potters March 28, 2005

Stoke-on-Trent 

A city in Staffordshire, England. Stoke is famous across the world for it's pottery industry. Many fine brands such as Wedgewood and Spode originate from Stoke.
However, the pottery industry is currently dying a sorry and painful death, due to Mexican sweatshops being a far cheaper source of plates and cups than England, with all it's health and safety laws and 'minimum wage' bollocks.
This has resulted in Stoke, formerly a haven for academic under-achievers due to the thousands of manual jobs in pot-banks, becoming a ghost town populated by recently redundant, now-unemployable, skilless (unless you see 'Fettling and Sponging' as a skill) troglodytes wandering about having fights with each other and/or students from the two local universities.

'Stoke-on-Trent' is also Mockney rhyming slang for 'Bent'. If you ever visit the place, you will see what a splendid aptronym-cum-epithet this is.

"I live in Stoke-on-Trent."
"Oh, really? How come you can read/ write, then?"

Stoke-on-Trent by Stooo March 21, 2003

Stink-on-Trent 

It means Stoke-On-Trent, one of the shittiest places in England. There nothing there in Stoke there's Druggies.

I went to stink-on-Trent before and it was the worst place go.

Stink-on-Trent by puumbaz May 25, 2019

sweater treats 

Nice female breasts

Wow! I like to get my hands on those sweater treats.

sweater treats by Touch May 25, 2004

seat treats 

When the seats in a vehicle have the option of being heated through some switch on the center console or dashboard. Usually found in more expensive car models and largely appreciated by people who live in colder climates.

Person #1: What kind of car should we rent when we go skiing in Colorado?

Person #2: Definitely one that has seat treats!

seat treats by seraph2010 August 28, 2010

Stoke-on-Trent 

Recently voted "The worst place to live in all of the U.K." In no way is related to the Australian saying "i'm stoked"

I drove through stoke on trent, it looked like all the buildings needed a good wash to get all the soot off them.

Stoke-on-Trent by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Stoke on Trent 

Rhyming slang - Bent. Appertains to homosexuality.

Christ, that Ricardo loks a bit Stoke on Trent

Stoke on Trent by Spontaneous Human Combustion September 19, 2003