jew tree

1) item used for hanging jewelry on to. usually a random item on night stand, and bathroom counter (not a dish) which accumulates bracelets, hair ties, earrings and the like.

2) a jewish person's christmas tree with lame, non-personalized, or otherwise non-traditional ornamentation.

When I knocked over the lotion bottle on the counter... her watch , earrings, bracelets all fell off the jew tree.

by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016

Juggling Barrels Near A Tree

When you perform oral sex on a male and tickle his nuts at the same time.

Mary was Juggling Barrels Near A Tree. Seth just loved it!

by Yonodactyl June 29, 2009

Jesus Tree

Cross that can be used for crucifixions.

I'll put you on a Jesus Tree.

by PetePimp July 24, 2006

Jamaican Christmas Tree

Instead of a regular Christmas tree, a Jamaican Christmas Tree is actually a marijuana plant.

Dude, you've got the biggest Jamaican Christmas Tree I've ever seen!

by Laingbang December 15, 2012

jumping tree

A word that you would call somebody in anger, sarcasm, or when they just say or do something stupid.

if somebody says something stupid you'd say thats the dumbest thing I heard "Jumping Tree"

by jumping tree October 27, 2007

joshua tree

You ever been to the Sahara desert before? NO? What about that cave those female climbers went to in "The Descent?" Well fear not friends! Joshua Tree is all of that and so much more! With our state of the art roadways that take years to fix a single pothole, the great humid sweat glistening off your CD changer neck temperatures, the amazing view you get of your neighbors window yelling at their spouse or cat for not flushing the toilet, yes sir! All that and a mexican restaurant that's open 24 hours a day! Welcome to Joshua Tree, where everyone retires!

"HEY BILL! Man I love being in Palm Springs!
Bill - "You moron, we're in Joshua Tree, stop taking drugs."

by Gif me a hard time. June 30, 2017

just built a tree fort

An inconspicuous term used to notify friends that you had intercourse for a long period of time. That you figuratively just "camped-out" at her "site".

(aka= was building a tree fort)

GUY1: "So what did you do last weekend?"
GUY2: "well, not much. . . just built a tree fort"

by Tomchew87 October 2, 2014