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Tech Extremism

Tech Extremism is an ideology based on three main ideas, the consumption of rare earth metals, striving to decrease the GDP of several developing countries (especially Mongolia), and destroying revolutionary concepts such as silkworm farming and non-combustion engines. It was started by three men of unknown origin who were tasked with transporting a large amount of titanium for a secret government project. Khyrsos quickly rose through the ranks to become the most powerful Tech Extremist, he is currently hunting down Luca Maxim with the collaboration of Zara Employees to stop him from consulting with sentient animals. Khyrsos's connections to the secret corporation "La Vache" are still being studied. Tech Extremists are also dedicated to stealing valuable and productive uncles from developing countries, such as Mongolia and Kazakhstan. Uncle theft is being addressed mainly by Luca Maxim and his squad of sentient animal beings Gerald, Mateo, Jicheal, and Franco. This group of Anti-Tech Extremists is constantly finding ways to speed up the de-centralized procurement of vacuum cleaner parts, found gecko sanctuaries, participate in illegal bug fights, improve Morrocan sandboarding, boost the GDP of Mongolia, obtain Mongolian Fishing Boots (MFB), and most importantly, destroy Tech Extremism worldwide.
Tech Extremism is the most dangerous secret ideology, founded by Khyrsos.

"Khyrsos is now the most powerful Tech Extremist, he must be stopped"
by one_rusty_boi January 9, 2023
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Penn Tech

penn college,pennsylvania college of technology
A smaller school in a shitty town(Williamsport). Good education. Until the LCB kicked in it was rated the biggest binge drinking school on the east coast. If you go to Penn Tech alcohol is the only way to cure your boredom. So they drink, and these kids can drink. No pussy Penn State drinking either. We're talking real backwoods, puke and rally type drinking here. Other than that there isn't really much to say about Penn Tech. You'd know this if you ever visited. (P.S. Watch out for those white t-shirts)
Penn State - "We'll get kegs"
Penn Tech - "We'll get grain"
by Jack March 20, 2005
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Tech N9ne

unbeleavable skill and ryme, speed, unbeatable lyrics and sound.the best period.
a rapid gun fire from a machinegun
by Blezo May 5, 2003
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Tech-hole

Yeah, the neighborhood is filled with tech-holes who want to make it into a Microsoft campus.
by deli guy March 1, 2015
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tech week

n.
The week preceding the opening night of a stage performance where an actor, stage crewmember, or tech crewmember will stay extremely late every night until a director is satisfied. The "tech week" is where all the lighting, stage direction, props, costumes, and acting comes together.

v.
tech weeking-
1. The act of experiencing or participating in a tech week.
2. The emotional state brought on by experiencing a tech week. Symptoms of tech weeking may include loss of sleep, loss of appetite, loss of sanity, loss of free time, and loss of life.
n.
"I'm sorry Teacher, I didn't do my homework, I've had a tech week all week and I've been on stage until 11:30 every night."

v.
1. "I'm sorry Teacher, I've been tech weeking all week and I've had to stay late every night."
2. "I'm sorry Teacher." *Turns over desk, punches Teacher in the face, and runs out the door.*
by Sir Kuthi December 15, 2008
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tech n9ne

The most talented rapper in the game. With the biggest underground fan base. Tech N9ne let his fans download his CD absolute Power directly off of his website and still made skrilla. FTI. Tech is so fast AND talented. He would make twista look like a fool.
Theres alot of slicker niggas where i come from,theres another missile catcher just like him, his name is mitchel bade, mitchel bade
by 7 sins July 8, 2004
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tech baby

One from the millennial generation who feels entitled. They work for tech companies that give them free swag, free booze, free clothes embroidered with trendy tech logos, transportation to and from work, free food at work, and lots of coddling. Have a hard time when things don’t go their way. They don’t understand the real world. When all else fails, they cry. Tech babies are especially present in the San Francisco Bay area.
Jed is such a tech baby.

Jed partied too hard on the work organized outing so took a “work” from home day which meant he answered one email but mostly binged on Netflix. Around dinner time he wished he had gone to work for the free meal because he actually cannot cook.

How does a tech baby know it’s Saturday?
The bus doesn’t pick them up for work.
by megabink November 23, 2016
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