the state of mind in which when you are walking and feel like you are walking in place (treadmill-like ground) and everything around you is moving.
by thirdeyeman January 9, 2014
Get the treadmill tripmug. The everyday grind. Money in, money out. Day after day, week after week, year after year... the life treadmill goes on.
Karl: "Shit man, did you hear that Don lost his job and foreclosed on his home?"
Chad: "Yep, only thing worse than being on the life treadmill is falling off it."
Chad: "Yep, only thing worse than being on the life treadmill is falling off it."
by chadd925 January 1, 2012
Get the Life Treadmillmug. Person who watches television while working out at home on a treadmill, on the base of a rating system in which tv shows get labeled as "worth watching from the couch" or "can totally be seen during exercise".
The tv shows belonging to this last category are watched just to keep track of the story while waiting for the occasional good episode that justifies remaining attached to a series that outrunned it's original concept, or for that one-per-episode cool computer graphic effect. They can be followed just fine by listening and looking at the screen every 5 seconds or so. In the case of movies, they usually are cheap B movies often downloaded from the internet or rented by mistake.
The key concept of this activity is multitasking, originating from the fact that:
a) one has not enough couch-time to watch tv from a sitting position
b) one lacks the determination to stay put and watch a now boring show just to see how it ends
c) one wants something to distract him from the pains of fat-burning.
See also: elliptical potato, stationary bike potato.
The tv shows belonging to this last category are watched just to keep track of the story while waiting for the occasional good episode that justifies remaining attached to a series that outrunned it's original concept, or for that one-per-episode cool computer graphic effect. They can be followed just fine by listening and looking at the screen every 5 seconds or so. In the case of movies, they usually are cheap B movies often downloaded from the internet or rented by mistake.
The key concept of this activity is multitasking, originating from the fact that:
a) one has not enough couch-time to watch tv from a sitting position
b) one lacks the determination to stay put and watch a now boring show just to see how it ends
c) one wants something to distract him from the pains of fat-burning.
See also: elliptical potato, stationary bike potato.
Tim: John, long time no see! Did you lose weight?
John: I really needed to free some space on my TiVo, so i treadmill potato'ed my way through the last season of Prison break and Heroes.
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Michael: Well, time to go, i need to burn some fat.
Ryan: The office is on tonight, are you gonna watch it while you exercise?
Michael: Hey, i might be a treadmill potato, but The office will *always* get some couch time from me.
John: I really needed to free some space on my TiVo, so i treadmill potato'ed my way through the last season of Prison break and Heroes.
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Michael: Well, time to go, i need to burn some fat.
Ryan: The office is on tonight, are you gonna watch it while you exercise?
Michael: Hey, i might be a treadmill potato, but The office will *always* get some couch time from me.
by keichix November 1, 2009
Get the Treadmill potatomug. A workstation added to a treadmill so that the worker can exercise while on the job. Designed to encourage fitness and good health while reducing sedentary time.
"The company purchased a few treadmill desks to see how the employees would respond to them. Basically you can stay active burning calories, and workout while at work."
by yes juanito yes September 29, 2014
Get the treadmill deskmug. (1) referring to a woman's vagina after she has been working out or engaging in any kind of activity that may cause perspiration
(2) a sweaty vagina
(2) a sweaty vagina
example (1)
girlfriend: i just ran 5 miles and i still have so much energy. what do you say we burn some more calories in the bedroom? wink, wink.
boyfriend: how bout you clean up that treadmill vag and maybe i'll consider it.
example (2)
guy 1: dude, i tried to go down on my girl last night after the club and her pussy smelled like week old sushi.
guy 2: haha. you were experiencing treadmill vag bro.
girlfriend: i just ran 5 miles and i still have so much energy. what do you say we burn some more calories in the bedroom? wink, wink.
boyfriend: how bout you clean up that treadmill vag and maybe i'll consider it.
example (2)
guy 1: dude, i tried to go down on my girl last night after the club and her pussy smelled like week old sushi.
guy 2: haha. you were experiencing treadmill vag bro.
by CrookedSamaritan March 20, 2008
Get the treadmill vagmug. around mid-November to early March, when it becomes too cold to continue to run outside and you are forced to move your runs inside to a treadmill.
Oscar, the buff guy who works at the gym: Haven't seen you in a long time, mate.
Dakota: Came to hit the treadmill. It's treadmill season.
Oscar: Cheers!
Dakota: Came to hit the treadmill. It's treadmill season.
Oscar: Cheers!
by WaffleParty November 20, 2010
Get the treadmill seasonmug. adj. Used to comment on the physical appearance of someone who is (or is suspected of) smoking pure methamphetamine (also known as P).
by Andreas from NZ July 2, 2007
Get the glass treadmillmug.