Two Handed Titties

Breasts that are cup size D or larger which would require the partner of the owner to use two hands when handling them individually.

"Dude, I fucked UP! I cheated on Sarah and she wont return my calls!."

"Who?"

"Sarah. She had two handed titties."

"Damn. You Suck."

by Walter Phillips November 19, 2011

Flapjack Titties

When a bitch has those weird titties that flop around and sag down with that weird fold. Them chimpanzee titties.

Damn you see that nasty bitch over there with them flapjack titties? GROSS!!!

by _viper_ May 13, 2014

Niagara Titties

The condition that occurs when a woman belly extends past her flapjack boobs. The boobs then appear to be cascading over the belly like water over Niagara Falls.

Damn, Did you see that bitch's Niagara titties spill all over the place.

by El Jeffe de Chicago January 30, 2009

tic tac titties

when its really cold, and your nipples get super hard, theyre like tic tacs. pretty much self-explanitory!

it's so fuckin' cold i got tic tac titties!

by da trick biatch November 28, 2005

kitties titties

Similar to the phrase “the bees knees” but with much more passion. If you're the kitties titties you're basically the shit. You've done something pretty damn good to be given this title.

Wow the variety show was really amazing this year!

Ya our student council is the kitties titties.

by Shanley deacon June 15, 2014

Dem-Titties

Something you should show me, or anyone willing to ask to see.

"Hey you, show me Dem-Titties!"

You Answer: Lift all upper Garments sos to not obstruct the view of Dem-Tittties.

by squirrel :D December 26, 2011

saggy titties

Ahhh... sagging tits. So you find yourself here searching for a definition of saggy tits, eh chap? Well, it should be obvious, but let's consider...there are many types of saggy tits. A Very scientific measurement of saggy tits is the pencil test. If a chick can hold a pencil under her tit using no hands, the writing utensil held only by the weight and flap of her udder, she fails the pencil test, thus having saggy tits. Bear in mind, there are many levels of saggy, and just because a chick can hold a pencil with her tit, doesn't make her unbangable. Actually, a soft, supple pair of tits, from a handful to beyond is far more desirable than hard nubby barely theres. Way better for titty fucking, and they bounce and jiggle quite nicely.

"Bro... shes hot n all, but... saggy titties much??"

"Dude, best titty fuck ever, and do they bounceee!!!!"

by amorphusdorkus July 1, 2014