Tor Joakim

GAY

-Is that guy gay
-Yes he is Tor Joakim

by motherfucker666999 November 6, 2019

Phoenix Tor

Phoenix Tor is a twitch streamer and YouTuber known for cuckholes and kelp hoarding. Once shat herself to death after eating soup poisoned by her "loving" roommate Haze poisoned

Did you see that Phoenix Tor is streaming solitaire again? Doesn't she ever play anything else?

by Agario and solitaire lover February 8, 2020

dirty tor

Having testikel cancer and putting them in ur buddys mouth

I dirty tor in hjalmar last night

by Pungmannen August 27, 2021

Tor

The funniest guy in the friend group. Always dies in the most hilarious ways in videogames. He's also very nice.

Tor just mollied himself. HAHA

by lingolango February 26, 2018

cal tor

California Tortilla, the best "mexican" restaurant ever where all the people who work there are "spunky" and the newsletters are damn funny. Located in good ol' MoCo (Montgomery County, MD), soon to be worldwide!

Joe: What are you doin for lunch
Bob: Let's hit up CalTor
Joe: Ooo man, I've been cravin a thai chicken burrito all day!

by MoCoChick February 11, 2004

Tor

A guy who is smart and has a big penis
One sexy hunk of man.

4 buckets of pure awesome rolled up into a tasty bite sized homunculus. Looks good in drag. When he opens his mouth, pure clever spews out and penetrates all those who dare oppose him. He is the master of the universe.

also named "mr perfect" he is the sweetest nicest guy ever and he is drop dead gorgeous and sexy and has a very large penis hes great in bed and loves to be rough but at the same time dominated hes an all around amazing guy and the best at hockey

Dang, I wish I was like that Tor over there
"Jeremy's mine, bitch. Back off!" :)

by jeremytor July 22, 2010

TOR

Abbreviation for the MMORPG Star Wars: The Old Republic

"Hey I'm off tomorrow so we can do flashpoints in TOR all night!"

by The Great Catsby February 6, 2012