Toucher Glasses

The kind of glasses that pedophiles and sex offenders can be seen wearing. They are generally large frames, with plastic or wire rims.

Jack: Woah, stay away from that guy, he's definitely wearing toucher glasses.

by Sarahcastic May 7, 2007

touchet

one who is of the highest sexxyness

katie is such a touchet.

by tanner young August 29, 2007

toucher_of_cancer

When you don’t get enough attention as a child so you start a meme page

I’m toucher_of_cancer

by Dankpapi_69 November 6, 2018

pants toucher

To touch oneself/another person in the pants.
To rub your hand on your or someone else's private parts.
To pinch another on the ass.
To give someone a hand job in a public place.

Jonny's a pants toucher, he always grabs his crotch.
That Jonny is a pants toucher, everytime he says hello to me, he grabs my ass.

by Jumpin Jimmy November 27, 2007

Nerd Toucher

A derogatory term for self-important tech start-up type people. Meant to convey both nerdiness and pompousness

Some nerd toucher taped me on the subway with his google glass.

this damn nerd toucher wouldn't shut up about his company's seed funding round

I'm sick of these fucking nerd touchers' damn google buses blocking the stop.

by Dr Bastard s Communism August 19, 2013

Little bit touched

used to describe someone who is not quite right in the head

Person 1: Blair's upstairs bragging to his female co-workers that he has VIP tickets to Sexpo

Person 2: So?

Person 1: He's offended that they're treating him like a dirty old man

Person 2: That Blair's a little bit touched isn't he

by J-Banger July 29, 2009

touché salesman

1. A phrase used to concede a point, typically one of no-contest, such as pointing out an obvious correction.
This term is not to be confused with either the words touché or salesman.

2. a common reference to Family Guy

"Hold on there, son. 2+2=4, not 5."
"...Touché salesman"

by ogcopkilla April 27, 2007