toothin in the can

Speaking on your bluetooth while using the bathroom

man 1: hello!
man 2: what up B?
man 1: hold on im toothin in the can!
man 3: who are u talking to?

by tomizcool June 20, 2008

tortilinies

Tortilinies is a synonym for tities

"So how big were her tortilinies?"
"They were the biggest tortilinies I have ever seen"

by Ludachrisbish June 1, 2016

Blue-toothing

When someone is talking loudly and pacing around for quite a while and you have to look and see if they are wearing a Bluetooth in their ear but they aren't. They are full-on talking to themselves and the voices in their heads. Not judging, just sayin'

Wondered if I could help this dude at the clinic walking back and forth in the parking lot Blue-toothing hard.

by Funcrazy March 9, 2017

Horse Toothin’

Practicing the art of laziness of the body and mind.

Tell Lonnie to stop horse toothin’ around!! He’s always late!

by Podney Reete March 11, 2024

El Sea Tortelini

A term a British man uses to refer to a sea turtle.

I hate el sea tortelini
I do not care for el sea tortelini

by tidalattorney January 11, 2024

jannah (not heaven, our friend who is tootalicious)

jannah is an absolute toot BOMB.. we love jannah but shes kind of funky. we want to yell at jannah (with love) kind of a skibidi toilet kid.,... jk..... maybe.....

girl 1: jannah (not heaven, our friend who is tootalicious) is there shes a bit of a toot bomb!
girl 2: a little funky. we love her

by jannahstootaliciousfanclub November 5, 2023