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Tony Hawk

When liquid feces becomes pasted along the rim of a toilet. Similar physics of the brown matter are seen with Tony's wicket skateboarding moves back in the late 1990's. Not to be confused with the "upper-decker" (crapping in the tank) or the "ground-rule double" (crapping on the seat and letting the poop fall in).
College student: I ate some Taco Bell, some magic mushrooms, and a bunch of other garbage then pulled a Tony Hawk on the shitter. In retrospect, it was real bad case of the green apple slatters.
by Jeff Lars January 3, 2008
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Tony Hawk

A very popular skateboarder.
People usually use him when they know nothing about skateboarding, and want to sound like they do.
Person 1: Hey, I'm I love skateboarding. Tony hawk is AMAZING!!!

Person 2: So, show me that ollie you were going to do.
by NeonGhost March 10, 2014
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the main cause for the demise and mass popularity of modern skateboarding. started a video game that caused a new wave of dumbasses, little kids or skhaters to start skateboarding making it the "cool" thing to do. also the founder of one of the shittiest skateboard companies ever, birdhouse, yet it is popular.
by nateee January 1, 2007
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Tony Hawk Syndrome

Referring to a videogame that comes out every year with a new installment but is more of the same and not much has changed or has improved. Starting with Tony Hawk games, Activison kept pumping out every year and nothing changed and the quality of the game went down. And such is the fate of other games that follow this trend.
Jim: "So Tom, are you going to get the new Call of Duty game?"

Tom: "No, I don't think so, that franchise is suffering from Tony Hawk Syndrome because it is more of the same, only difference is the story and setting."
by MegaCereal October 27, 2010
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Tony Hawk single handedly fucked skateing fo life by releasing a video game and making a whole shit lode of posers.
by cartman5000 July 25, 2004
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Tony Hawk

A sexual act involving anal sex where one tells the receiver that they have A.I.D.S. Upon the receiver learning of this, the giver rides away on a skateboard.
That bitch was chasing after me when I tony Hawked her.
by the joe December 17, 2004
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Tony Hawk Phenomenon

Prominently known from tony hawks interactions with the people; where person A believes person B to look like a celebrity, when it turns out, that person B is that celebrity.

These interactions would happen on a mass scale of ‘fans’ mistaking the celebrity for a lookalike.
Fan: “has anyone ever told you that you look like tony hawk?”

Tony hawk: “yeah I’ve heard that a few times before.”

(Example of the Tony hawk phenomenon)
by Llupeyy March 30, 2022
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