toonanni

An alternate word for the commonly used words for a man's genitailia such as, "wang" or "dick".

and brice patted the crotch of his pants just to be sure that his toonanni was still up and running.

And Brutus pulled out his toonanni and stroked it with great ease.

by Becky Slutter January 27, 2004

Tomosaurus

An ancient creature created by one of Tom's less successful time travel experiments. In the near future Tom tries to send himself back in tie to replace Arnie with a young clone of himself, but it goes wrong and the clone goes back 75 million years. A Giganotosaur is the first to discover this lil' clone in the wilderness, but latent temporal warps etc pull them both into another dimension and a genetic fusion merges the two creatures into the Tomosaurus.

At a massive 8000 feet long and with reasonable telekenisis, Tomosaurus is a prime example of how nature + science + insanity = power gaming.

(or to put in Manus-speak, that picture Roxy did for Tom)

You are all doomed!!!!!

by onfolkestone.co.uk July 15, 2004

Bangin' Toonage

Really proper loud and good music. Usually chav-ed out dance music which they listen to and think they're cool in their ford fiesta's with body kits.

1) Turn up that bangin' toonage, white boy.
2) Turn up that bangin' toonage, brown boy.

by Matthew "The Other Guy" Walker October 20, 2005

Tomoni

A not so funny kid that spends his afternoons writing poetry under trees and singing in the rain. He is often from Kenya and loves to say Jambo. When confronting a Tomoni be careful they tend to get scared easily and will run away if intimidated. Overall Tomoni's are fun to be around loving people that if you can keep one from running away at top Kenyan speeds is a great friend.

TOMONI!!!!!!

by Lionesssssss June 10, 2011

Tomoato

Some kind of clubbing device used to kill people, definitely not to be confused with a tomato

person 1: lets sentence him to death by tomoatoes

person 2: but how would he be killed by a fruit

person 1: no silly, they're the clubs that a tribe in the amazon use to kill people and small animals

by ballsy2514 October 21, 2011

toonage

a good tune, or a good track, possibly British

"Oi mate, that's some major toonage booming out of yer speakers!"

by enigmatiq June 6, 2015

toonaphilia

Toonaphilia is basically when you are attracted to fictional character romantically or sexually

“ oi see that girl there ain’t she fit”

“ nah I’d rather fuck mikasa from attack on Titan”
“ toonaphilia ?”
“Toonaphilia”

by Crunch January 7, 2018