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tootsie roll exchange

When a person (or animal-- see below) defecates directly into the anus of a willing sexual partner. This is accomplished by both partners getting on their hands and knees, or laying on their backs with legs in the air, with their buttocks pressed together. With a lot of patience and experience, an expert pitcher and catcher can oftentimes maintain a back-and-forth for hours of pleasure.

It is widely debated whether or not the Tootsie Roll Exchange happens in nature, or if it is a man-made creation; this has caused a rift in the animal sex-science community, spurring many heated arguments, and even one slap-fight at the annual Animal Sexuality-Science Convention in Zurich (citation needed).
Things started to heat up when she suggested a Tootsie Roll Exchange after just three dates.
by clute April 1, 2011
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toots

Term of endearment roughly equivalent to baby.

Note: Only applicable if you live in a black and white movie.
Him: Hiya, toots, whaddya say we blow this joint and head over to the speakeasy?
Her: And how!
by -Al- May 8, 2008
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totseism

A word, phrase or action that originated on Totse.com
Three examples of totseisms are:
SCREEEAW!!!
Murder/suicide.
Huff Raid.
by RabD July 26, 2006
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totseans

Are there any fellow totseans here?
by Totsean December 9, 2008
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Siamese tootsie roll

Duck taping two or more people together after loading them up with shrooms and burritos causing them to shit themselves all over each other.
“Things got out of hand last night. I tripped shit on some shrooms with my buddies and ended up in a Siamese tootsie roll.”
by Stolen originality September 12, 2020
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Lil Tots

An up and coming artist straight from the trenches of Miami, a true 305 soldier. Fueled by the adversity in his years of adolescence, his works speak of positivity, and character improvement. This alone sets him into his own subgenre of Rap Artists, straying away from what is considered normality. Coming fresh out of the speedcore/glitchcore based group "Chardeners OC", he brings into both his beats and melodies a form of dynamicism throughout that is unlike those of mainstream artists. Sewing into his projects beats that soar past 600 BPM, his flow is unparalleled, the fabric of his talent unable to be emulated. Adopting the pseudonym "Lil Scandinavia", he features the alias on tracks that he feels require more than one input. A niche within the rap community, Lil Tots has amassed a collective of loyal fans. Currently creating out of a shack in Sweden, his raw talent and ability soars past his physical ceilings, into the metaphysical realm, from which his ideas of true gem are plucked.
Yo! Did you listen to Lil Tots new mixtape, "The Bosnian Tape"?

No, I'm ashamed, and I'm now going to rethink my life choices, only right after I bang out to those rad tunes!
by Chardeners OC May 15, 2021
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tootsies

Toes, the things at the end of your feet.
Ma tootsies are cauld
by Gav April 14, 2004
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