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Strengths: Tobias has no fear, Tobias does not fear evil clowns or anything horror related. Tobias is the definition of a clown addict, but on a different note, he is very good at art. He’s also very friendly and overall a good friend. However, if you betray him you will be faced with never ending nightmares of clowns.

Cons: plastic plants kill a Tobias so make sure you don’t put them around him.
Tobias please this is the 8th time you’ve watched Stitches today please stop
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A type of crack or marijuana made in alobama
Pass me some Tobias
Tobias by Female jacculant sex bot November 27, 2019

Tobias Sammet 

Singer of the german Metalband and Edguy and Mastermind of the All-Star-Project Avantasia.
Amazing singer with a vocal range over 3 octaves who only is 5'4 tall :)
He will kick your asses, ha!
Tobias Sammet rules, buy his records. Now!
Tobias Sammet by metal_girl_ October 13, 2017
Tobias is a really kind person with a great personality. He cares about everyone around him and tries his best too make everyone happy. He’s a very geeky person who loves games and geeky TV shows. If you want a Tobias you just have too accept that he is very geeky.
“Tobias loves geeky TV shows.”
“You have too accept that Tobias is geeky.”
“Tobias is a very kind person.”
TOBIAS by |-_\-Anonymous-/_-| October 10, 2018
When a person is called Tobias, it means he has a big black pussy killing cock (Spændt fjerder)
It is normally used in Denmark
WOW look at his dick, he gotta be a Tobias
Tobias by Geparden May 17, 2016
To do a 180 turn with a waterjet while doing max speed. It involves great risk, and det driver is in serious danger for getting hurt.
"What happend to your leg?"

"I tried a tobias and failed."
Tobias by freddyman August 22, 2011
Tobias is a word used to describe a villager from minecraft.
Friend: See over there is a villager
Friend2: You mean a Tobias?
Tobias by Bruhter December 16, 2019