yoda

star wars. a powerful yet wise Jedi who is exceptionally good at using the force. he now resides on the planet Dagobah where he lives in a yurt. he is a firm believer in mediatation and he believes in holistic medicine

" Yoda is the toughest motherf***er in the galaxy! "

by T-Bird June 23, 2004

yoda

A song by Weird Al Yankovic which is a parody of Lola by The Kinks.

I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S O D A, soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda"
Y O D A, Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I left home just a week before
And I've never ever been a Jedi before
But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"

Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

So I used the Force
I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
While I stood on my head
Well, I won't forget what Yoda said

He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess
But I know that I'll be coming back some day
I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray

The long-term contract that I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time
With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

by I. C. Weiner May 23, 2006

Yoda

(Verb) - To arrange words in awkward order to make song lyrics rhyme or conform to a particular meter.

Dude, I had to yoda that last line to make the rhyme work.

by jimmy swallop July 09, 2014

Yoda

The oldest, most powerful, jedi ever Yoda is. Not to mention cooler.

Awesome, Yoda is teh.

by Victor Van Styn August 27, 2005

Yoda

Unit of power.
1 Yoda = 19.2 kW, can be rounded to 20 kW for simplification purposes.
Its abreviation is Y.
The usual set of prefixes applies. Thus 1 kY = 20 MW.
First introduced by xkcd on its what-if blog.

This car has a power of 2 Yodas.

by gromain November 30, 2012

Yoda

The 900 year old virgin.

You'll be like Yoda if you keep that up.

by Crebic January 01, 2016

yoda

yuppies on drugs or alcohol

a yuppie who uses drugs or alcohol.

after Keith gets done jogging he likes to listen to The Flaming Lips and drink merlot. Outsiders consider him a yoda.

by todd12345 January 28, 2008