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i wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock

something that is said to ckk when he says something stupid.
(ckk)
"this new ja rule album is hot. OMG I have been listening to it all day. It is the shiznit, fo show."
(person 1)
ckk, i wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock.
by s_N_double_O_P June 5, 2005
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I'm not listening to rocket man

An expression to mean that you're not doing anything at the moment.
Josh: Yohann, what you up to?
Yohann: I'm not listening to rocket man
by Chris Mickleham December 25, 2008
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to rockblock

When a spouse, family member, or friend determinedly changes your travel plans so that rock climbing no longer included in the itinerary. (rock climbing slang)
When we made our Cuba travel plans, my wife decided to rockblock me, and we spent way too many days in Varadero, making it impossible to go climbing. She's a total rockblocker! When we plan our trip to Peru next fall, I won't get rockblocked.
by nicojah May 24, 2018
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Cocks to the rocks

A term meaning to go to the extreme and give it your all. To go above and beyond 100%. Derived from the saying, "pedal to the metal".

Instead of putting the pedal to the floor, you're using your cock to the maximum. The "rock" comes from the saying, "lets rock!"
"We're gonna head out to the clubs tonight and put THE COCKS TO THE ROCKS!"

"Dude, just put the cocks to the rocks and ask her out already."

"I studied all day and night for my exam. I'm gonna kill it! Cocks to the rocks!"
by Rattattack January 25, 2013
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door to door rocking

The act of going through neighborhoods with acoustic guitars and busting out monster jams when the unsuspecting neighbors open their doors. Popularized by the cult television show Tenacious D
Most of the psychological comunity aggree that their are five stages a person most go through when confronting death:
1:Anger
2:Denial
3:Canadian Temp Job
4:Door to door rocking
5:Acceptance
by Treyasdgsdf November 2, 2008
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box to the rocks

Commonly used as the female equivalent of "balls to the wall" indicating one is putting in the maximum amount of effort, working to the limit.
Girl I don't know if I'm feeling it this weekend...

Bitch please, we gotta go box to the rocks, get your game face on
by annatunnicliffe May 26, 2015
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To be rocked

To be moved from one life experience to another in an extraordinary way
It is my destiny to be rocked today. I can feel it in my bones.
by The Princesses July 11, 2010
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