I went to light my last cigarette and wasn't paying attention. I accidentally lit the wrong end. I just thunderbolted myself and now I have no cigs.
I get thuderbolted every year on my birthday because it's the day after Christmas and the birthday gifts are also my Christmas presents.
I was having an affair and I finally told my husband I wanted a divorce. That same day, my lover told me he wanted to end it. I was thunderbolted by both men in my lives.
The only middle school in Lake Havasu City, Arizona. It is so trashy and run down like the drinking fountain floors have mold growing on them. Half of everyone there is a part of LGBTQIA+ and they never shut up about their opinions. The staff members are discriminating against students with disabilities and mental disorders, and the vice principal is an asshole. The school used to be good but it quickly went downhill after the 2021-22 school year started