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thunderdolt 

That moron at the party was so obnoxious, he was a thunderdolt.
thunderdolt by graypict August 12, 2018

Thunderbolt 

To be victimized by the most unlikely and most unfortunate outcome possible.
I went to light my last cigarette and wasn't paying attention. I accidentally lit the wrong end. I just thunderbolted myself and now I have no cigs.

I get thuderbolted every year on my birthday because it's the day after Christmas and the birthday gifts are also my Christmas presents.

I was having an affair and I finally told my husband I wanted a divorce. That same day, my lover told me he wanted to end it. I was thunderbolted by both men in my lives.
Thunderbolt by adrienneorion September 27, 2018

Thunderbolt 

When both are nearing climax you yell "Pikachu use Thunderbolt!" and then proceed to taser the female and the clenching that ensues is the result.
Guy1: I gave the ol Thunderbolt then stupid bitch broke.
Guy2: Fuck man I hope mine doesn't break that easily when I do it.
Thunderbolt by Amar L November 28, 2020

Thunderbolt Middle school 

The only middle school in Lake Havasu City, Arizona. It is so trashy and run down like the drinking fountain floors have mold growing on them. Half of everyone there is a part of LGBTQIA+ and they never shut up about their opinions. The staff members are discriminating against students with disabilities and mental disorders, and the vice principal is an asshole. The school used to be good but it quickly went downhill after the 2021-22 school year started
Brandon: what school do you go to?

Jason: Thunderbolt Middle school.

Brandon: damn I would kill myself if I iwent there.

Jason: Yeah I can understand that

ThunderJoltTV 

A niche twitter micro celebrity that is incredibally gay and is a twink (although he refuses to admit it)

Also he wore a maid dress that one time and you should never let him forget that
Person 1: Hey niche micro celebrity ThunderJoltTV why are you gay

Jolt: I'm not gay (says the gayest shit you'll ever hear)
ThunderJoltTV by Hoyhoy1stfan June 28, 2022

Thunderbolt 

"call thunderbolt, they'll help you out!"

"oh you mean marge in charge?"
Thunderbolt by user566245 December 2, 2022