thots and players

2019 version of “thoughts and prayers”.

“Thots and players” are what millennials give to gawd, and hoes we don’t like much.

Her: “I’m dating your ex now.”

Me: “Well...thots and players, bish.

by PolarisTarot March 18, 2019

Tortsneezer

One who infects another with a cold, flu, or other communicable illness.

The law should have a remedy against a tortsneezer who, either negligently or recklessly, infects another with his illness.

by Gartholomew February 18, 2011

Thorstein

A strong and handsome man who like wrestle bears. Someone call him a star but he is actually a big star.

I want be like Thorstein.

by Enor October 9, 2018

thorscup

Makes good edits and is funny 😁 (she totally isn’t forcing me to say this with a 🔫 to my head 😞)

Wow u r such a thorscup 😀

by Marvel is cool November 3, 2021

Throne of Thorns

When you successfully get ahead at the expense of something or someone else.

Guy 1-sure Jeff got the promotion, but that's only because he sabotaged everyone else

Guy 2- yeah I hope he enjoys his throne of thorns

Example 2: Guy 1- Jeff looks so successful, I wonder how he got to where he his now
Guy 2- rumor has it that he's sitting on a throne of thorns

by mrguitare20 May 10, 2015

Big Daddy Thorton

The holy worm on a string. Spouse to Big Mama Thorton and Lil' Baby Thorton. He glides like no other worm, and his string is oh, so smooth. The color of his fur is the sexiest shade of lime green, everyone should strive to be like him.

Look at Big Daddy Thorton, his tail looks so fine!

by WormOnAStringWorshiper March 16, 2021

thorsty

when you are really thirsty and you pronounce the word "thirsty" like the mocking spongebob meme.

me at 2 am crab-walking out of my room in search for a drink:

"THORSTY.....ThOrStY"

by amb0723 July 23, 2017