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I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock

Used by Eegra in their valentines day comic, where Bowser handed Peach a card with this phrase, and subsequently believes it is a sweet love message. Or something. Whatever the case, it's an exclamation yelled at a loved one that expresses ones awkwardness in a social or romantic situation.
"Happy valentines day! I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock!"
by Kyouchou Budgie April 28, 2009
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thorgasm

1) an orgasm that causes you to bellow and shake violently as you release, or 2) an orgasm that, when directed at a member of the opposite sex, actually causes them to leave the ground with its overpowering force
Man, Sally was a real animal last night. A car alarm went off after I thorgasmed.

-or-

Well, I think it's plain to see what happened here. She clearly died as a result of thorgasm-related trauma.
by B-Zok December 7, 2006
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torgy

Sexual intercourse in a tent involving multiple particpants.
Person 1: "I went camping with 5 friends on the weekend"
Person 2: "Did you have fun?"
Person 1: "Dude, talk about a torgy ;)"
by foreverbored April 22, 2006
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Thorny Rosebud

Thorny Rosebud

An asshole that encircled by extremely coarse bung hair.

I walked in the room and she was all the bed, naked, ass up and winking at me with her thorny rosebud. Now I got whisker rash all over muh face!

I just couldn’t bring myself to tongue punch her thorny rosebud.

My uncle snuck in around midnight and took my thorny rosebud to bonetown. We are both a little raw today.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
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Thorny

A man who LOVES to wear suits and is hopeless with money.
He is the kind of guy who walks into an upper market bar and orders cocktails for all of his friends, but then can't afford the taxi ride home.
Wayne "Is that a Thorny thats just entered the bar?"

Burt "Yeah all mouth and no brains!"
by Magnum357 May 6, 2008
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Thorny

When thorn is horny.
"oh man im so fucking thorny right now"
by cloakerson October 20, 2019
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thongy

1) Showing some thong to look sexy.

2) Sexy, hot, teasing.

3) When your not wearing a thong but your panties decide to ride up you bum anyway....they're getting "thongy" on you.
Kelly was making sure her panties were nice and thongy before she went out to the mall.

All the girls made sure they were thongy at the party

Damn! it's so hot to see those sweet young girls gettin' thongy.

Her tiny little bikini was getting thongy on her at the beach
by titties and cake September 10, 2004
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