Thonk

A word you can use to call somebody a fucking bitchass nigga

“Fuck you, you stupid thonk

by Onmymommacuh December 31, 2020

Thonk

Fucking bitch ass nigga

Jamal is an absolute thonk.

by MazikeenDiaz451208 January 1, 2021

Thonk

Thonk is a word that can be used to call somebody a fucking bitchass hoe in short

Friend 1: youre a stupid bitch
Friend 2: shut the fuck up you thonk

by Onmymommacuh January 1, 2021

THONK

THONK is where you think of Eliza who is the most beautiful, wonderful and amazing person in the whole wide world.

Eliza: "can't talk rn just THONK."
Hafsa: "it's THONKING and I shall never do this as Eliza is the most obnoxious human being alive."

by Eliza the amazing January 26, 2021

thonk

a derogatory slur for people of the religion badgerism

person using it as a slur:
“ew you’re a badgerist you’re such a thonk
badgerist joking about it:
“i feel so thonk rn”

by bzdger September 18, 2021

Thonk

1: (action) To hit someone (usually an idiot) on the head so hard that the resulting noise is a pleasant *thonk*. Plural: Thonks. Past tense: Thonked. Present tense: Thonking.
2: (verb) A way to say "thanks" but in a goofy way.
3: (action) to think extremely hard.

Example 1:
Cheryl: Bob was being so stupid, so I thonked him.
Alison: He deserved it.
Bob: It hurt!

Example 2:

Dude 1: Hey brooo! I got you a six-pack of bud light!
Dude 2: Noice! Thonks, man!

Example 3:
*during a math test*
Bob: *thonking with e x t r e m e d i f f i c u l t y*

Cheryl: I guess me thonking him had some serious side effects.

by LilytheAce November 27, 2021

thonk

alternative for think (in online chats).

thonk

by Awawawawawawawawa February 5, 2022