dan thomson

A joke denoted by the absence of subsequent laughter despite an appreciable amount of wit, usage of bad punnage and/or overly enthusiastic delivery.

The stand-up comedian was painful to watch. Though he had one or two good jokes, most of the night he just dropped dan thomson after dan thomson.

by comedy society February 4, 2013

Mick Thomson

A massive guy who is the lead Guitarist in the band Slipknot (he's also known as #7).
He uses a B.C Rich Warlock and is under rated because of the band he plays in.

Mick can shred with the best of them!

by Wounded December 25, 2004

aimee thomson

A very beautiful girl both inside and out. She is very sweet and funny. She likes to tell stories with no point, and laughs for long periods of time at her own jokes. She has a contagious smile that can't help but spread to others. she has a big heart and when she cares for you she makes sure you know, shes a nerd but shes also very gullible, she can always cheer you up...... I love her..... shes my aimee xx

aimee thomson is sooo beautiful

by pete jnr November 21, 2013

thossil

A thot that's above the age of 50, I.e. a fossil.

I went to my grandfather's funeral yesterday. It was full of sexy thossils.

by Thossil February 5, 2018

Thomasism

The equal distribution of Thomases. This word was created by the lord of immersion so he wouldn't get In trouble with the lady of immersion and the queen of pandas for being a communist.

Thomasism will one day rule over this weak world.

by Mxr definitions February 7, 2020

Thomai

Thomai is a a very beautiful person. Her name is very unusual, but still pretty! She's definitely from Greece. Many people think at first sight that she is arrogant and do not dare to start contact with her, but in reality she is the nicest and cutest person you can ever meet, you will never hear any of arrogance from her. If you meet a Thomai in your life, appreciate her because she has a big heart. However, you should be careful with her because she is very sensitive, but she never really shows it and many do not notice it either. She doesn't want to show any weaknesses and always tries her best to look good and not be treated badly, because many underestimate Thomai's. Thomai is very good at school and always tries hard.

* Thomai passes *

1 person: I swear, she's definitely arrogant 😒

2 person: Believe me, she just looks like this, in reality she is really very nice and innocent

by lovelyloveangle November 22, 2021

Thomsexual

Adjective:
(a person) sexually attracted to people of the opposite sex, with the exception of Thom Yorke

Noun:
A thomsexual person

Tristan is a thomsexual for Thom Yorke.

by Machiii November 29, 2021