J.R.R. Tolkien

Author of the classic fantasy novels Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit. His full name is "John Ronald Reuel Tolkien." He was born in South Africa in 1892, but grew up in England, and died there in 1973. Aside from writing, he was a linguist and a professor of Old English at Oxford University.

Have you read these books by J.R.R. Tolkien?

by Stephanie M. October 14, 2003

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Thokes

An awful hormone that lives inside children until the age of 15. On the teenagers 15th birthday, they are relieved of most sympotoms, such as bitchiness, arguing and general crapiness. Some of the side effects of Thokes are forgetfulness, tiredness and sometimes, amazing hilarity. Some of the symptoms can live on past the age of 15, but cases are rare.

Guy 1: Oh, I'm so tired.

Guy 2: God damn Thokes.

Guy 1: Yeah it's a flucking bitch.

Guy 2: Like our 14 year old selves.

by Necca Crurley and Jeck Stocks February 28, 2013

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Thooka

A "Thooka" is a shotgun or assault rifle

"When I bust it thooka damn near blew out my shoulder "

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thoak

It is the slang word for throat.Throat will become (thoak).

"I will cut you in yo thoak!"

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Tolk

1. A massive rip of smoke, usually weed.

2. A sweet passage in a book that totally blows your mind. It can be a phrase, paragraph, or even a page and is usually written by a boss named J.R.R. Tolkien.

Ex 1: Stoner: Holy shit, that was a massive tolk.

Ex 2: Reader: Tolkien is dishing out the tolks left and right.

Ex 3: Stoner/Reader: All these tolks are making me wish I could tolk with Gandalf some time.

by Tommy Bombadil July 25, 2011

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