On the bus

To have a big booty

Dang girl you’re really on the bus in those shorts

by Kegradel August 29, 2019

the bus to Kilkenny

The phrase that one uses to bail on a night out or a session.

Tommy - "Hey man are you coming to the Pav tonight?"
Robert - "Yeah man, I'll be over in 10 minutes"
Phone call later after 20 minutes...
Tommy - "Hey dude where are you now?"
Robert - "Yeah man I'm actually on the bus to Kilkenny...."
Tommy - "....bailer!"

by Smurf1988 October 21, 2010

And the Bus Driver Stood Up and Started Clapping

The phrase that originally came from poland. It is supposed to signalise disbelief in someone's story that supposedly happened in real life.

-So yesterday, I was with my niece at the shopping mall. There was a woman screaming at the cashier. Then, my niece walked to her and gently asked her to calm down!
-Yeah, and the bus driver stood up and started clapping.

by FIRC August 11, 2014

hit by the bus

Phrase used when evaluating how much risk exists in a (software) project, more specifically, if project success is too dependent upon any one principal team member. Closely related to "bus factor".

What if Eugene is hit by the bus, who will approve Git pull requests?

by DirtyWaterbury March 8, 2019

throw under the bus

One is thrown under the bus when they are made the scapegoat or blamed for something that wasn't their responsibility in the first place. A coverup for your mistake.

Ruby Red, I didn't have time to do the business report, so I threw you under the bus and told the boss it was your job instead.

by Shell April 5, 2005

Fittest Girl on the Bus

A condition where you are in the company of a select group of random people, for instance on the bus. There's a girl that within the general public you may rate 6/10. However as she is the fittest girl on the bus she looks more like a 9/10.

Guy 1 : Woahh, that girl on the bus was stunning!

Guy 2 : C'mon just because she was the fittest girl on the bus doesnt hide the fact she was a complete cheb-a-saurus-rex!

by JF131 March 30, 2013

Nate on the bus

A moment of spontaneous rage that terrifies the general public usually ignited by the stupidity of others.

"I just wanted to find the condiments isle but the clerk just couldn't understand, I repeated myself to no avail, I was just about to go Nate on the bus, when the manager intervened and helped me out."

by broskillzz99 November 13, 2013