by septembereighth September 21, 2018
Get the shake the table mug.When a man approaches an object - be it a kitchen table, a desk, a human's shoulder blade, or the back of a human's head - and proceeds to grasp, lift, and the place their genitalia on said object. Thus one has set the table for a grand feast.
The motion can be subtle and inconspicuous or harsh and bold, depending upon the situation and the state of your genitalia.
Woman too can participate in the timeless pastime: while sitting in front of a flat surface, one can simply prop their breasts onto said surface, allowing them to rest like a freshly-broiled fillet.
The motion can be subtle and inconspicuous or harsh and bold, depending upon the situation and the state of your genitalia.
Woman too can participate in the timeless pastime: while sitting in front of a flat surface, one can simply prop their breasts onto said surface, allowing them to rest like a freshly-broiled fillet.
"I wish that the deli counter was a little bit lower so that I could set the table"
"He totally set the table on the back of my neck"
"OH DUDE she's setting the table all over that shit"
"He totally set the table on the back of my neck"
"OH DUDE she's setting the table all over that shit"
by ShooterDookie September 15, 2009
Get the set the table mug.(exp.) Something do say when you ask to go to the bathroom and asks if you are functionally able to use the restroom
Fucking johnny: "Yo Mrs. Dinkledick! Can i use the restroom?
Dinklecunt: "Idk can you????"
Johnny: *shits on the table*
Dinklecunt: "Idk can you????"
Johnny: *shits on the table*
by h boy123 May 30, 2018
Get the *shits on the table* mug.When one meets an Eastside girl and engages in sexual congress with her on a strangers dining room table.
Example 1
"Damn man! I met this girl at Madison's and set the table with her ass!"
Example 2
"Look at her! She's definitely a table setter!"
"Damn man! I met this girl at Madison's and set the table with her ass!"
Example 2
"Look at her! She's definitely a table setter!"
by the koney killa February 23, 2010
Get the Set the table mug.Daniel's principle states that when one puts out a heavy topic at the communal table, one is either seeking attention or trying to instigate trouble.
by ShodunTheShadow April 16, 2019
Get the Never put a stone on the table. mug."Every human being has something of value that they brought to the table, especially Hitler"
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by TheSmallestBird April 2, 2023
Get the Every human being has something of value that they brought to the table mug.Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.
Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.
by posaidon April 13, 2023
Get the Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table. mug.