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The dog with the shifty eyes

Everyone suspects the dog with the shifty eyes.
by Rgh ^_^ November 10, 2008
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up the shitter

hey I heard you took it up the shitter one time with your best mate
by k+s May 9, 2007
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Raging ass raper in the shitter

A guy who pulls out the toilet in your house while your not home and puts in a fake toilet so that he can fit inside it. Later when you go to tke a shit, he rapes you anally and ragingly.
Husband: WHO THE FUCK IS INSIDE MY GOD DAMN TOILET?!
Wife: Oh, that's just a raging ass raper in the shitter.
by t-niggs432 October 18, 2006
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the shitter

jon: where did ya go?
jeff: i went to the shitter
Jon: tmi
by mizz kc February 1, 2007
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shot the shitter

Literally to shoot a toilet full of shit with a pellet gun and have it spray all over the wall

Figuratively, to fuck up
*Fails Test*

"I really shot the shitter on that one"
by AnyaSpice123456 December 4, 2013
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Decommissioning the Shitter

The act of disservice to a community by destroying the commode through a major shit eruption. Said shit storm is a janitorial nightmare, resulting in "out of order" signage.
Johnny Shatt, sensing a tummy rumble, knew it was time to release the dragon. Sitting on the porcelain commode, he grabbed his heals, held his breath, and with all his might bore down! The resulting shit geyser spackled the walls, the toilet seat, but oddly left Johnny's Polo shirt, khaki shorts, and penny loafers unscathed;nevertheless, the damage was done! Johnny Shatt was becoming a scourge to local businessess, but in some circles...a legend..for Johnny S. was on a streak, "decommissioning the shitter(s)" of not too many a fine business in Greater Los Angeles (Losssz Angeleeez, emphasis added) area.
by ShawShankPrison February 18, 2023
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a dick head guy who just fuckes shit up even when he try to be good
harry you cant do anything right, your such a cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker
by greg.gatzz May 30, 2017
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