Junk on the back porch

a term used by unhip father-in-law when trying to use the phrase "Junk in the trunk".

That girl looks good in those jeans, she got "junk on the back porch".

Junk on the back porch by Btown Carter October 31, 2018

The Front Porch Test

In the fourth season, Lily confesses that she has been breaking Ted up with girls who she didn't see passing the "Front Porch Test." The Front Porch Test is Lily's indication of how happy they would all be together once they were old, thus showing if someone's love interest was right for them or not. The life lesson that is learned from this is that the most important people in your life you can imagine sitting happily on a front porch with when you're old and gray. If can also be applied to help you make everyday decisions.

the front porch test: before making a big decision in your life, imagine that you are 80-years-old and sitting on your front porch being nostalgic about your life that has gone by. Would you be happy if you chose to be an accountant? Or would you be happier knowing you pursued your writing career?

The Front Porch Test by perksofbeingafernplant December 14, 2013

Hosing off the back porch

tucking your penis back, goat style, then peeing behind you

He was really hosing off the back porch with his dick

Hosing off the back porch by Huser February 3, 2007

lumber on the front porch

Large breasts. Sometimes unexpectedly so, or enhanced beyond what might have come with the original package.

(Man upon spotting the full-breasted woman riding her bicycle past the window where he is dining with friends) "That one's got some serious lumber on the front porch."

lumber on the front porch by Clare Swarthmore May 4, 2008

The front porch

While someone is laying on the ground you put a belt around their neck and then pull the belt forcing their face into your dick

I gave Jessy a the front porch the other weekend

The front porch by Freaky porch September 29, 2024

iced tea on the back porch

Diarrhea butt stuff. When the fecal matter is runny and is in enough liquid to give it the color of iced tea.

Man, I was doing anal with my girlfriend, and I look down, and there's runny shit all over my dick... I mean I still finished and stuff. Turns out I'm into iced tea on the back porch.

iced tea on the back porch by ShppingAndReceivingbuttstuff February 14, 2017

Basil on the Front Porch

To be content

Last Sunday was basil on the front porch

Basil on the Front Porch by wangsauce December 7, 2022