Don't Be The Patriots

Going undefeated only to lose when it counts

Come on, Don't Be The Patriots

Don't Be The Patriots by Max and David December 22, 2009

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The Patriots

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A. All
T. The

R. Refs
I. In
O. Order
T. To
S. Succeed

If your self concious about eating junk food on Super Bowl day, just remember: it’s the patriots cheat day to

The Patriots by Yeetus yeetus fetus deletus March 4, 2019

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The Patriots

A sad excuse for a football team, that gets off to Tom Brady.

The Patriots always attract the worst fans

Pats Fan: Tom Brady? Oh yessssss *gets off*
Eagles Fan: *Stares with deep sympathy* Wow, what a clown

The Patriots by KayMF!! June 18, 2020

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The Great Patriotic Pact

This pact is also known as the Great Patriotic Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact with its hush-hush Lebensraum Protocol.

The Great Patriotic Pact is the day Homo sovieticus and its successor Homo putinus have never celebrated on 23rd of August, which was signed by those two peace-loving countries, Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union in Mos🐄 1939.

The Great Patriotic Pact by O. W. Tongueincheek April 18, 2023

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