The Salty Oyster

When you eat her out on your beach but after she takes a dip in the ocean

Do you want me to give you the salty oyster?

by Opblaas Henjjjj April 23, 2025

Oyster in the slot machine

An old mans soft penis in a beautiful young woman

"He's pulling out the ol oyster in the slot machine."

by Robiththeeslobith February 12, 2018

oyster on the half shell

when you turn a girls head to the side and dump a load of jizz in her ear.

would you like me to provide you with your own oyster on the half shell ?

by whitepar October 1, 2015

Oyster Of The Little Man

The substance of one's nose slurped out of one's fingernails, ideally a big ole booger jellied in white mucus (the oyster) slurped from the tips of one's French-manicured fingernails (the oyster's shell)

Brett: You digging your nose?? Disgusting!!!

Katie: The oyster of the little man, for you my poor hobo. Try it.

Brett (slurping Katie's mucus-y booger out of her French-manicured fingernail): Yummy! Just have the Tabasco sauce ready next time.

by Moritat69 December 7, 2011

The World is Your Oyster

An idiom from 'The Merry Wives of Windsor' (1600) by William Shakespeare.

-The person in question is literally influential to the point that he/she can be compared to having the world in his/her possession,

-The person in question has a lot of choice in some matter.

For your final project, you can choose from any of these assignments- The World is Your Oyster

by critical secant July 5, 2009

the world is my oyster

I can do whatever I want in this world.

From Shakespeare's The Merry Wives of Windsor:
Why, then the world is my oyster,
Which I with sword will open.
(2.2.3-4), Pistol to Falstaff

I'm rich biaaatch!

by Shakespearean December 15, 2008

oysters of the land

A term to describe pistachio nuts.
With their shells, the way they are eaten and their morish nature, "oysters of the land" has become an apt description for pistachios.

"Pistachios truly are the oysters of the land" ...*slurp*.

I am going to buy myself some oysters of the land.

by The_ALCH November 25, 2023