oyster

Slang for OxyContin.

Yo man, if i don't get some oysters tonight, i'm gonna flip out.

by Mike September 22, 2006

Oyster

phlem

I hoked a fat oyster a spit it in D's face.

by Alan October 19, 2003

Oyster

When you cum in your pants while they are still on making a sloppy stank cookie in ya trousers!!!!

O Shit Bon Qui Qui! I just came in my fuckin' pants cuz susie was grinding on my cane pole and i fucked the shit out of my zipper!Oyster!!!!

by Fuckin'Retards April 26, 2010

Oyster

Big thing that looks like a big booger

I have a oyster in my nose.

by Bob naget August 20, 2005

oyster

Rhyming slang for retard

Oyster = Oyster Card = Retard

Antony, you're a total fucking oyster.

I can't believe how much of an oyster that Antony is.

by Pinko_Commie June 9, 2007

oyster

To stick your tongue in someone's nose during sex. (Like French kissing, but further north.)

When he started oystering me, I got so hot I shot my load.

by Cuervo February 6, 2004

palm oyster

The act of cumming in the palm of the hand, and slurping it up like an oyster.

Semen in the palm of a hand resembles the inside of an oyster, which is also a salty viscous liquid.

A palm oyster can be carried out whenever an individual has no place to ejaculate, like a tissue or a condom, and is forced to eat their semen.

I was jerking off but didn't have any tissues so I had to eat a palm oyster.

"Me and my girl were having sex but we forgot the condom"

- "Did she eat your palm oyster?"

"Yeah man, slurped it all up"

by xpalmxoilx May 8, 2017