Take The Kids To The Pool 

Another reference to taking a shit. To "Take the kids to the pool" means to release your dookies in the toilet or any other place you'd like to go. Usually said when your going to have an unsolid one or in lots of pieces. Usually said only by men or totally awesome women.

MAN A "Hey bro i'm gonna go take the kids to the pool!!"

MAN B "Ok I hope they have a good time!!"

Take The Kids To The Pool by petergriffin808 October 23, 2011

she took the kids 

What happens when your wife catches you lackin.

Guy 1: I cant believe she took the kids
Guy 2: That's pretty gay

she took the kids by Tempis October 4, 2018

I guess she took the kids, huh? 

Use this when you lose custody.

"Hit or miss, I guess she took the kids, huh?"

"Shouldn't have drank too much, I guess she took the kids, huh?"

I guess she took the kids, huh? by worm meat December 1, 2018

dropping the kids off at the pool 

poop An expression used to describe the act of taking a dump, pooping, or evacuating your bowels of excrement. taking the browns to the super bowl

Where is the ladies room? I have to go drop the kids off at the pool.

dropping the kids off at the pool by tanima May 20, 2004

Drop the kids off at the pool 

To take a shit. To drop a piping hot loaf into the commode. To pinch a loaf into the porcelain god.

I was on my way to work and I had to pull over at the gas station and drop the kids off at the pool.

Drop the kids off at the pool by Skizurp June 10, 2003

down with the kids 

The state of being on the same wave length as members of a younger generation. To be cool, clued-up and enlightened as a result of ones knowledge and/or pursuit of the interests, passtimes and trends commonly associated with people younger than oneself. A characteristic commonly displayed by minor television personalities, celebrities and people involved in entertainment media, trend spotting, marketing and advertising.

I better get myself snowboarding if I want to be down with kids.

I almost broke my neck the other day learning how to skateboard but hey I'm down with the kids!

British TV personality Alex Kramer is down with the kids! High five!

down with the kids by Matt Seale May 16, 2007

box the kids came in 

Simply the pussy. tunataco

well boys I am going home and play with the box the kids came in.

box the kids came in by BIGCHEESE April 20, 2005