Couple

2 people who are together as a couple and in denial that they are in a relationship. This often means seeing each other alone and refusing to call it a date. Usually begins with going home early together after nights out and abandoning friends.

‘I found him outside and decided to leave. We’re just friends, not a couple’

‘ I invited her round to chill tonight and eat dinner. We’re not a couple, we’re just friends’

by Psycgal April 1, 2019

coupling

The homosexual act of two uncircumcised men sliding their foreskins over each others.

Coupling,kind of like sliding your sweater sleves over one another.

by truepigdog April 18, 2007

Couple

“I don’t just want your heart. I want your flesh, your skin and blood and bones, your voice, your thoughts, your pulse and most of all your fingerprints, everywhere.

Couple means together as in they are dating!

by TheBlueLeo April 20, 2019

Couple

Perhaps the urban dictionary definition of couple should be

Couple:

1. two individuals sharing their tastebuds in medium rare steaks

2. Middle of the night national anthem delivered in smooth sleepy tones between two humans

3. A couple of bulldozers

4. A couple of cats is way too many cats

Guy- "Hey, says here's it's a "Couples only retreat", think we can pretend to be a couple?"

Girl- "Well, what's your definition of "Couple"?

Guy- "Ah, let's look it up..."

by JVDK August 29, 2017

couple on

an inch above the ink printed on a cigarette - originates in gateshead & newcastle, england

charva :"areet wor kid, leave iz couple on"
smoker :"nee bother"
charva :"cheers,young-un

by >>__FOSSTA__<< October 4, 2006

coupling

lots of group sex going together hooking up, etc.

after i saw that hottie at the bar, and my dick went like really high,my friends said we were gonna be coupling

by sexpot January 25, 2003

Couple of Pints

More than 2 drinks when you go out with your friends no matter what your partner thinks

Going out for a couple of Pints with the lads

by Scotch Jock November 19, 2021