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The dirty handshake

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An recipient is unknowingly gifted a soiled glove, typically placed on a car windshield as a form of ritualistic marking.

The fate of the recipient is often unknown however there have been reports of savage butt wolfery as a result.

*in latin america it is known as 'los demonios saludan' - the devils wave.
"Hey did you hear about that guy receiving the dirty handshake? I could hear his howls 3 miles away"
by Purplerain6346 December 19, 2023
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The Cowra handshake

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Whilst collecting horse semen...
You scoop a generous amount of cum up, and shake hands with your unexpecting victim, while shouting "Yeeee Hawww"
Person 1: "yo bro, I gave my mum the Cowra handshake yesterday"

Person 2: " whoa dude that's so standard of you"

Person 1: "Yeeeee Hawww"
by Iheartpseudo September 12, 2024
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The Hollywood Handshake

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The act of exchanging names with someone after having sex with them.
“That was hot bro. You really know how to fuck! I’m Jayson by the way”

“I always use the Hollywood Handshake because if the sex is bad, I don’t tell them my real name”
by Landocommando69 August 16, 2024
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The Hollywood Handshake

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The act of exchanging names with someone after having sex with them.
“That was hot bro. You really know how to fuck! I’m Jayson by the way”

“I always use the Hollywood Handshake because if the sex is bad, I don’t tell them my real name”
by Landocommando69 August 16, 2024
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The Devil's Handshake

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When one inserts all four fingers into a woman's vagina while simultaneously proceeding to enter their thumb into the anal orifice and begins to make a crude chopping motion to simulate a traditional handshake.
I gave Jennifer the Devil's Handshake last Wednesday, much to her delight.
by Alongschlong November 20, 2018
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This is an mmf threesome position. At some point during a spit roast, the two men make full eye contact, shake hands and profess their brotherly love.
Steve, I really appreciate the devil’s handshake we shared with your wife.
by JesusJones March 29, 2026
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applying the handbrake

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A slang term of British origin meaning to masturbate. Usually used as a comedic alternative to "Beat your meat" or any variation of that slang.
Friend: Hey, what are you doing in there?!
You: Uh, just applying the handbrake, if you know what I mean.
Friend: Disgusting, dude.
by SwagLowMuffins June 1, 2014
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