by J.PthinknhesaG November 13, 2015
Get the garnished dishmug. I will stop showing up to work immediately is a single cent is removed. I'll wait til the last day of my "5 day to pay or quit" and stab a fucking child in the fucking face.
Hym "I told you my garnishment story right? I worked as an installment tech and after a wage fraud scandal I got roped up in, instead of turning me over to the police they garnished my wage. Like 50% of it. Worked for like 5 dollars an hour for a year. Found out later that they were taking way more than any judge would have sentenced me to pay... Good times. But judges do not matter anymore. Only 1 thing matters."
by Hym Iam May 2, 2025
Get the Garnishmentmug. The ratio of your wages to how many kids you have essentially leaving you broke. A tool that is used by potential Baby Mama's to see how breedable you are. When trading up they are climbing that GR Ladder
Me : Damn bro. Dale's Baby Mama done left him. She climbing that Garnishable Ladder.
Paul :. What's his Garnishable Ratio ?
Me:. 5 kids on $50000. So he's 10000. Her new man got none on $100000.
Paul: Bitch be climbing that GR ladder.
Paul :. What's his Garnishable Ratio ?
Me:. 5 kids on $50000. So he's 10000. Her new man got none on $100000.
Paul: Bitch be climbing that GR ladder.
by BandanaMan🧝 May 19, 2022
Get the Garnishable Ratiomug. 
Refers to the placement of many extra pillows on a bed solely for decorative purposes, above and beyond (sometimes far beyond) what is needed for sleeping.
Very common in hotel rooms, as well as among homeowners who try to look fancy.
Very common in hotel rooms, as well as among homeowners who try to look fancy.
by Davidfreesefan23 May 7, 2019
Get the bed garnishmug. Words that have little to no meaning, other making a sentence feel more dynamic.
A speaker using work garnish might make a sentence have a different intended meaning to someone else, who hears every word literally.
A speaker using work garnish might make a sentence have a different intended meaning to someone else, who hears every word literally.
An example of word garnish is:
"I'm gonna do a little gaming today."
While the speaker intended to mean they will be gaming, someone might interpret as them doing a very light amount of gaming.
"I'm gonna do a little gaming today."
While the speaker intended to mean they will be gaming, someone might interpret as them doing a very light amount of gaming.
by Mr. Enderman February 16, 2024
Get the word garnishmug.