When a man performs oral sex on a woman who has a yeast infection. The vagina will have the distinct aroma of freshly baked sourdough bread with the appearance of oozing warm Roquefort Cheese.
Heather: No oral tonight honey, I have a yeast infection.
Brian: Baby, did you forget how much I love your Sourdough Cheese Sandwiches?
Brian: Baby, did you forget how much I love your Sourdough Cheese Sandwiches?
by The Real Faulkner January 25, 2009
Get the Sourdough Cheese Sandwichmug. A cream cheese sandwich is a sexual act in which a man cums between a woman's asscheeks, creating the illusion of a bagel stuffed with a massive amount of cream cheese. Also, the woman must fart to toast "the bagel." After the man cums, he can enjoy his "bagel" by screaming "CREAM CHEESE SANDWICH!!!" and then by eating the woman's ass.
If he wants an "everything bagel", he must save some of his cum with which to glue down shaved (finely-diced) pubes.
If he wants an "everything bagel", he must save some of his cum with which to glue down shaved (finely-diced) pubes.
by Dunk my Donut August 14, 2009
Get the Cream Cheese Sandwichmug. a very good snack that takes a slice of cheese between two bread slices, then cooked until the cheese is melted.
by Kevin March 10, 2004
Get the Grilled Cheese sandwichmug. This term describes the spreading of a female's legs the morning after an evening of vigorous and non-condom-wielding snoo snoo.
The congealed residual baby batter combined with the love lips being 'peeled apart' is comparable to the opening of a toasted cheese sandwich.
The congealed residual baby batter combined with the love lips being 'peeled apart' is comparable to the opening of a toasted cheese sandwich.
Franz: "We just passed out after an exhausting romp!"
Lucile: "Oh god opening my legs this morning was like peeling apart a freshly toasted gouda pocket, a real toasted cheese sandwich."
Franz: "Don't ever talk to me again."
Lucile: "Oh god opening my legs this morning was like peeling apart a freshly toasted gouda pocket, a real toasted cheese sandwich."
Franz: "Don't ever talk to me again."
by The Third Khaaal May 9, 2011
Get the Toasted Cheese Sandwichmug. What is usually suggested by care workers, for an evening meal, for people with learning difficulties.
by Sword'69 February 26, 2009
Get the Cheese Sandwich Eatermug. emuff said
by Thabo Mbeki (Another Kaffer) October 25, 2003
Get the toasted cheese sandwichmug. Yeah i was gonna go down on your grandma last night but it was like opening up a grilled cheese sandwich.
by R.B.Q. January 9, 2003
Get the Grilled Cheese sandwichmug.