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shooting the bunny

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The act of interrupting someone else's thought with a much more humorous completion that you supply. Originates from interrupting someone's ASCII rabbit-art.
Person 1: . .(\_/)
Person 2:<-(X_x)---<<< arrow'd!
Person 1: stop shooting the bunny :(
by VAMPIREPARKOUR January 26, 2011
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When a guy pulls out his pockets and asks you to "kiss the bunny between the ears" aka kiss his penis, aka blow job
danny: ever tried kissing the bunny between the ears?(pulls out pockets, indicating ears)

emily: umm, no?

danny: how about you start?

emily: (kisses penis)
by ughfelt August 22, 2011
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Pat the Bunny

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Ashley: Did you and Scott bang last night?

Tammy: No, we started fighting about the same old bullshit again so I decided to Pat the Bunny.
by Hand-Banana November 17, 2010
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dry humped the bunny

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Participating in an activity that is extremely boring, provides no pleasure or is a major time waster. Could be at work, a party, etc. An event that attracts douche bags.
Mike: "What did you do last night?"

Marc: "Dude, I went to this lame party. They ran out of beer and hot chicks. I totally dry humped the bunny last night."
by Rock Falcon September 2, 2009
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See the bunny

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The superstition where if you see a real live bunny somewhere, that's not in captivity, it means you're gonna get laid in the near future. Some people believe that you can yell out the name of the person you're hoping to get lucky with and the bunny will make it happen for you.

Other people believe seeing a bunny is just good luck in general.
Dylan: "Ah, man! I saw a bunny the other day, down at the park, and last night I scored with Jessica Wilson! It works!"

Andrew: "When I see the bunny, I'm yelling out Pam Richards. She's got awesome tits!"
by pleasureboy_1, author May 4, 2009
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beating the bunny

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Something everyone does but only 10% will openly admit to. Term popularized by teens during the run of the film Beating the Bunny. See spanking the monkey.
Mom: (*opens door*) WHAT...ARE...YOU...DOING?!

Billy: Just beating the bunny, mom. Chill out.
by Crazy Crazy Carl March 7, 2008
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Don't do something stupid or mess up an opportunity.

Variants include: if you see a bunny, don't fuck it; that bunny has been fucked; and fuck the bunny, you should not.

It comes from the anime Sensitive Pornograph, where the main character, a pet-sitter, is given instructions to feed a bunny for his boss, and instead of a rabbit, he finds a man dressed as a bunny bound in his closet. Instead of doing what a sensible person would do and calling the cops, he proceeds to fuck him.
Richard: Hey, man, I've got a date with Sarah this Friday! I think I'm gonna take her to see a Van Damme movie.

Eli: Dude, don't fuck the bunny. Take her to see something with cute animals or shirtless Matthew McConaughey.
by YourNerdyProtagonistGirl August 31, 2012
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