The Boobie Man

Whilst two males are performing a spit roast on a woman, a third male known as 'The Boobie Man' sits under the woman and fondles her breasts whilst the other males continue to spit-roast her.

E.g. Any standard spit-roast scenario, (i.e male 1 inside girls mouth, male 2 inside girls arse) with the inclusion of a third male whose sole purpose is to fondle the girls breasts. The third male known as The Boobie man has usually been demoted to this position as he is deemed unsuitable to hold a true spit roasting position by his fellow roasters.

by Word Whore April 29, 2009

The Boobs of Sauron

1) A pair of breasts so foul, fell, evil, and ugly, that you swear you've seen the Lidless eye of Sauron afterwards.
2) The actual breasts of the Dark Lord Sauron.

Originally from Cambridge, MA.

"You're cousin had The Boobs of Sauron...I think he wants the ring still..."

by AngelicMalice April 8, 2005

this is the boobs

To Say "this is the boobs" about something means this is the best part, or just another way of saying this is awsome.

Hey man this is the boobs!

by Megapatch August 5, 2014

THE BOOBS WILL HAVE TO WAIT!

This is the best quote said by Minoru Mineta (a.k.a. Fresh-Picked Hero "Grape Juice"). He's a character from the manga/anime series Boku no Hero Academia (My Hero Academia) who's known for his preverted behaviors.

During one of the exams, him and his teammate were fighting against a hot teacher. He had the opportunity to do something preverted, but instead he chose to flee with his friend. And that is when his said "THE BOOBS WILL HAVE TO WAIT!"

Mineta: "THE BOOBS WILL HAVE TO WAIT! ... JUST THIS ONCE."

by SourCreamPie January 23, 2018

Spill the BooBoo Batter

When you gotta take a shit but Ms. Babb not letting you so u gotta be straight up with her

Joshua: Yo Ms Babb can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: No ones going to the bathroom right now
Joshua: CMON MS BABB I GOTTA SPILL THE BOOBOO BATTER
Ms. Babb: *Gets frustrated and lets me go*

by CaptainCosmos December 10, 2018

Scooby the booby

booby scooby
When somebody else eats a biscuit or snack off of one's female breast

"I really like millionaire short bread but it's even better when you scooby the booby it."

by Desert flash + desert boi September 30, 2019

working the boobs

As a women's weakest point is her chest, the best way to fight one is to repeatedly punch her breasts. For maximum effectiveness, punch with a steady "1,2,1,2" rhythym.

*CAUTION* does not work well with large breasts. Your blows bounce off and you are hit with recoil.

Alex: What are you doing to that girl spencer?
Spencer: I'm working the boobs!*POW! KerBIFF! BOING!*

by Xander Nelson October 15, 2007