TON

the TON are a fifa12 pro clubs team based on greenock mortons the TON
the TON was created by rossildinio on fifa12 and now many local people from the greenock area play for the club including an actual greenock morton footballer

hey we palyed the TON last night and lost 0-2

but what a game it was

by larsson July 7, 2012

Tonned

(Tonn-d, not tund)

Anything that's awesome and made even more awesome by the fact you're high.

Etymology-

Mis-hearing of the word 'sound'.

Dude 1: Dude that fire is totally tonned.

Dude 2: Dude, are you high on drugs?

by WhyTheFaceWhyTheFaceWhyTheFace May 2, 2011

'Tons

Short for Washingtons; one dollar bills. A term used to belittle someone's wealth or income.

You're not rich. You be making them 'tons!

by Koolgetlaid May 21, 2017

tonning

To make vast quantities of cash. making bank

He's been tonning it in the stock market.

by AdrianV March 27, 2008

ton

a unit of weight for fat people

Why do you need a partner? You weigh like, more than 3 tons!

by Smart American Male April 22, 2006

Ton

To get the highest score of 100 in shooting a NSRA 10 spot card.

She shot a ton in the shooting finals.

by cheeseflambe May 22, 2011

Ton

a friend (usually a tonya) that makes you feel good when you feel like shit, cares about others, and is a "superior" friend

A Tonya with the last name begining with an R

by Tim April 20, 2005