Jesse Swanson

A super sexy young man who is loved by everyone.

Jesse Swanson is sooo hot.

by NippleTassles5000 January 17, 2012

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Craig Swanson

The definition of virgin.
Has no friends and thinks old tik tok trends are funny.
His microscopic willy really shows when he talks about little kids.

Craig Swanson Likes mark felton.

by Seamus Jewson April 20, 2022

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swanson logic

Any crazy idea with little to no common sense or logic to any normal logical human being.

Buddy 1: dude how should we make a hockey rink?
Buddy 2: let's burn the house down so the firemen will come with their firehoses!
Buddy 1: that's straight up Swanson logic.

by deer huntin March 17, 2016

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Swanson

Son of a literal swan. Typically a homosexual and sometimes (rarely) a coward

What is up Swanson? NOT MUCH BIG BOY!

by Regomyrego December 13, 2018

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dansby swanson

Dansby Swanson is one FINE ASS man. He plays baseball for the Atlanta braves and I you go to a game and see his faced you will be BLESSED. This boy also has the best ass in the MLB (fuckin try me) and he looks like a model. So far the mans is single. (2018) he is in the class AAA because he's such a fine ass shortstop and he has a BUNCH of fangirls. Most of them girls that go to a braves game are there for dansby.

Who's that fine shortstop?
Oh that's dansby Swanson
Wow

by cameronswanson July 15, 2018

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